by Quizzleington January 11, 2025

by Kinse Wu December 8, 2020

2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!
~silence~
My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!
~silence~
by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023

by rkidcoulter December 8, 2020

Everyone thinks dying in ur sleep is the most peaceful way to go, my great grandma use to say when u die in ur sleep angles bring u up to heaven ,but sometimes angles can be clumsy and drop you ...have you ever had a dream where u where falling and woke up?
Have you ever had a dream where you died in your sleep
Dying in your sleep - the angles didn’t drop you this time
Dying in your sleep - the angles didn’t drop you this time
by Dying in your sleep December 1, 2019

"Dude I was walking to work this morning and I passed this beautiful girl, but when I turned to look at her again she was a cat"
"Sounds like you had a dying muffin on your hands bro"
"Sounds like you had a dying muffin on your hands bro"
by CapnChunkNoChunk August 30, 2017

When a person publicly belching (or fart) and says nothing. That person has decided they are going to die alone. They never apologize for the simplest of common manners.
by Moustache Squeege August 1, 2022
