Doodie Slapped

main: something so unbelievealbe that the only thing more unbelieveable would be getting slapped in the face with a handfull of poop

alt: a major insult - to signify you are full of crap or not worth shit

literal: getting hit/ hitting someone with a handful of poop, or getting hit by someone who has just used the bathroom without washing their hands

"dude did you hear what happened to shawrty?"
"yeah she got doodie slapped by her phone bill"

by arj1n3d May 25, 2008

Doodie As

A word founded in Middlesbrough, UK, meaning "cool" or "great"

The gig was doodie as!

by enchantica February 8, 2009

Doody Doopey Doo

ALF humping

I think ALF had a Doody Doopey Doo On Creator’s Leg.

by MayDayMeh June 12, 2018

Poopy cocka doody

Pure got garbage! Shit.

Your hair looks like poopy cocka doody!

by Spaceherpe June 26, 2019

Doody

When you poo and pee a lot after eating dawood

I have doody

by Peopledie March 25, 2019

Spooky Doody

When a girl's boyfriend dies he eternally haunts their bed. When another guy fuck the girl in said bed, the ghost of her ex will occasionally stick his otherworldly finger up the new guy's asshole. This supernatural occurrence is called the spooky dooty.

Guy 1: "Hey man I just found out that chick your smashing was engaged to some dude who died in a car crash. "
Guy 2: "Well that would explain the Spooky Doody I got last night. "

by TNatty November 27, 2017

Doody

A doody is a doodle, which is a dick

Wanna luck my doody

by C benno May 9, 2018