Door bitch

Person (male or female) in an office who is rostered as the initial point-of-contact for enquiries from other visiting personnel;

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The person in an office unfortunate to be the one seated closest to the door, who is then treated by other visiting personnel as the de facto receptionist or initial point-of-contact, and spends half the day dealing with dumb questions like "Joe Bloggs not around at the moment?"
Why does everyone ask me? I'm not the damn door bitch!
by Notadoorbitch July 11, 2011
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Door Flagging

When a manager forcefully or dramatically closes the door when a subordinate enters his or her office, an action used to notify nearby employees or passers-by that the subordinate is in trouble and is about to be disciplined.
Jim: Wow! Karla slammed her door when Peter walked in.
Kelly: Yeah, she's door flagging. Peter was late again and Karla wants us all to know we're fucked if we start showing up late too.
by Jocko Tam July 21, 2009
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Arcadia Door

Sliding glass door or patio door, a type of sliding door in architecture and construction is a larg glass window opening in a structure and used as a door.
by ZmaninAZland June 29, 2011
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Trooper in the door

82nd Airborne paratrooper humor in reference to that moment when one has a turd which is insisting on poking it's head out the door. Of course this usually only happens when one has a very had piece of shit as loose stools apparently exit the door before the green light comes on and/or exit the door is a mass tactical exit anyway.
Sgt Ramirez running down the hall: "Get the hell out of way Private Jones, I have a trooper in the door and he's ready to jump"
by WunHungLo August 06, 2011
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Door-Ninja

A person who slips in a door quickly before it closes without touching the door.
That bastard door-ninja didn't hold the door for me.
by TurboTurbo January 09, 2011
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Fart Door

noun - I have a tickle in my fart door.

adjective - This fuckin' fart door still owes me 130 bucks.
by Shmulie Mendel January 21, 2012
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Door flanker

When you rub your penis up against the back of a door until you bust uncontrollably
Billy: I did a door flanker last night tommy

Tommy: that sounds nice ya door perv
by Devin Roland June 03, 2021
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