Doodle Toucher

Someone who touches penises and rock hard phallic looking objects, this means there a serial wanker, gaylord or whatever that makes sense. You may also have statues of Penises in your abode.
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by MrKnow2011 February 03, 2011
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Scamp Doodle

Someone who scamps doodles and has purple hair. These people often admit to being a scamp doodle and then take it back after realising what they just agreed to.
Me: Hey Erica, you're a scamp doodle.
Erica: Yiss! Wait a minute. No i'm not.
by tamar1n March 11, 2012
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woopsie doodles

What you say when you make an extremely large mistake.
by John blackdick October 09, 2013
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doodle farter

someone that is lazy as shit, who acts like they're doing something but are really doing nothing.
ashley you're such a twat waffle stop being a doodle farter.
by Jessica A. P. November 17, 2008
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Nap-A-Doodle

A type of nap common among beta-males and simps. Needed when your testosterone levels drop to a point that you can no longer complete a basic task or activity without feeling depleted. Acceptable among the elderly but not among younger males that are overly-dependent on their wives.
Man, I can’t finish mowing the lawn, I think I needed a nap-a-doodle.

Don’t tell anyone, but I took a nap-a-doodle halfway during my commute home from work yesterday.

Nap-a-doodles have been my guilty pleasure ever since I turned 40.

I was going to get a blowjob from my hot neighbor but I took a nap-a-doodle instead… best decision since I turned down the Steelers game for one last week.
by Willy-Billy January 06, 2022
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Winky Doodle

When two men "wink" their assholes at each other.
Winky Doodle: "Yeah dude, me and Emmet winked our assholes at each other last night. it was pretty insane."
by John_Pickle January 15, 2021
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frickle doodle

Your a frickle doodle
by Mr.frickle December 11, 2017
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