don't one-seat me

when you sit down and bae sits two seats down from you (on a train, couch, etc)

*leaves an empty seat between u two for no apparent reason*

"boy what are u doing? don't one-seat me!"

by missmeira94 July 25, 2019

Don't touch me you freak

Elise Bishop will most likely say this to you if you touch her leg. If somebody says this to you, you are not provided with a lawyer in court.

"Hey Elise.. ;)"
"Don't touch me you freak!"

by clickclacktherattlebag July 24, 2024

Don't Snuu Me

A very painful jab In the side and a scream by the person snuuing the individual. Example Moldy man snuu's Bread For Weds Man ahhh. The snuu is the sound people make when doing it. It gives off the impression you've been strung by a wasp or something.

D don't snuu me! D snuu's Bread For Weds Man

by DJBWolfy May 25, 2023

don't neck me

whatchu say when sumbody glazin or dickridin

"bruh armani don't neck me i'm sick of yo shit"

by Delantae Woods May 2, 2024

don't let me breathe

What you say to your lover when you're deepthroating his member

Girl 1: FUCK don't let me breathe
Boy 1: my c**** is so big you won't be able to babe girl don't worry

by physicsslut101 November 16, 2017

Don't fbi me

When you fbi someone, you ask many questions, probe, etc. In short, you kind of investigate someone's life because you are very curious about it.

Don't fbi me, ok? Man, I've been fed up with so many questions about my private life!

by Andycoe April 8, 2018

Don't-Thai-to-me

A dismissive or critical expression used to accuse someone of speaking dishonestly, evasively, manipulatively, or in a way perceived as typical of "Thai-style" impoliteness, nationalism, or cultural indirectness. Often implies mistrust or frustration with what is being said.

Look, if you messed up, just say so. Don't-Thai-to-me with all that nice-sounding talk.

by teapot_dev July 28, 2025