dildo 

a bit dick thing that goes up ur ass. feels v nice

"omg shove ur massive 15 inch shrek dildo up my tight bussy"

dildo by mmmmada- December 19, 2021

Dildo 

Things that enhance your gaming ability and go over your controllers thumbstick

Rage: “Ayo bro I lost my dildos i don’t think ima be able to shoot very well”

Kai: “Fuck bro you lost your dildos damn it’s Ight buy some new ones tomorrow”

Dildo by Jay….23 December 25, 2021

Dildo 

an object that lonely people use to make themselves feel loved

i broke my dildo now i feel sad :(

Dildo by Your Mothers Side Piece January 7, 2022

Dildo 

A rare japanese delicasy made out of a teen girls period blood

“Would you like some of this dildo?”

Dildo by Rat_pussy January 21, 2022

Dildo 

Something your mom uses at night when their sleeping 💦🍆

Mom stop using your dildo🍆🍆🍆🍆

Dildo by Yourdadsgirlfriend February 25, 2022

dildo 

noun
noun: dildo; plural noun: dildos
1. an object, sometimes equipped with a vibration device, usually phallic in nature, used to provide sexual stimulation.

2. a city in Newfoundland, Canada.

3. a species of long, narrow cactus.

1. "she masturbated with a dildo."
2. "Hes been in Dildo."
3. "Look at all those dildos!"

dildo by The Carolinian Linguist February 25, 2022

Dildo 

is a very common name given to retards

Hi dildo!

Dildo by POUTin April 12, 2022