Diabetabooty

A girl with a nice ass who happens to have diabetes.

Yo, Lillie has a straight up 'diabetabooty'.

by yerwmang July 21, 2011

Diablo 2

The means in which you will spend the next 5 years of your life in pathetic seclusion with nothing but your red bull and a lifetime of back problems that will develop from countless hours of sitting in an uncomfortable low-backed chair.

The means in which you will lose your dignity,your girlfriend that you don't have, your sanity, your perception of the real world, and your normal sleeping habits.

"So what did you do this weekend?"
"I could use my computer to distort a picture of your face to look like Baal."
"WTF?"
"Or maybe Mephisto."
"Dude, something is wrong with you.....very wrong."
"Did you just hear that?"
"Hear what?"
"I think somewhere a gem just dropped.....It sounds like a perfect Topaz....yeah topaz...hehehh. Diablo 2.."

by youisafurryz September 23, 2008

Diabetes Card

A "Diabetes Card" is the title given to an excuse in which someone cites diabetes as the reason.

Diabetes Card #1

Teacher: Why havn't you done your homework?
Child: Aw sorry miss, im diabetic
Teacher: Ah okay

#2

Teacher: Okay you failed your NAB for the 3rd time...
Child: Sorry miss, im diabetic
Teacher: Ah okay, i'll get you a re-re-re-resit

by Alexxxio March 9, 2010

Diablo 2

Awesome fucking game. I highly advise buying this game with the exspansion pack and getting to know the game.

It can be tough at first but you'll catch on.

D2LOD is the shit.

Really hott, horny, popular chick: Hey u wanna see if we can take each others cloths of with our teeth?

Anonymous D2 player: D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD.

Really hott, horny, popular chick: Is that a yes or no.

Anonymous D2 player: D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD.

by Dcurr May 13, 2005

Type 420 Diabetes

Eating a ton of food after smoking, getting baked off your ass,then eating a shit ton!
Only achieved by TRUE STONER BROS!!!

After taking 8 rips off the bong Fred and Timmy got Type 420 Diabetes>

by chiefkeefin December 9, 2014

Diabeting

To have different actions or emotions due to low or high blood sugar from type 1 or juvenille diabetes. Can be seen if someone looks lost or is sober but slurring their speech. Also yelling randomly or freaking out at meaningless things. Can be predicted by numbness in fingers or lips. Easlily confused with drunkeness. Occurs only in Type 1 / Juvenille Diabetics.

Darnit, Bozeek is diabeting again.

I couldn't come to class because I was diabeting.

by Alex V B February 28, 2009

Diabetically Delicious

Over-consumption of sugar(carbs) in a short time frame as to trigger the sudden onset of Diabetes.

Man, I banged on some peanut butter ice cream with crumbled Reese's, Reese's pieces, and chunks of peanut butter cookie. That ish was diabetically delicious.

by Fresh1One526 June 14, 2012