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directioner

A person, usually a teenage girl who is obsessed with the British boy band, One Direction. They often go on Tumblr for hours a day reposting .gifs about the band and stick true to them no matter what. They're super biased toward One Direction.

They will go after you if you insult their band, and thus you are labeled a "Directionator", a fan who’s just discovered the band. If you can’t name all the band members or spell their names correctly, you’re a Directionator. If you think that Louis really likes women who like carrots, or if you somehow think that Liam likes spoons, then you are a Directionator.
Typical Directioner:

How many likes? OMG IT'S A NEW PIC OF ZAYN! OMG I'm totally gonna reshare this photo of Liam on Tumblr OMG I'm gonna curl my hair because Harry's hair is curly.

*types* OMG 1D ashjfdhjfvashjkdfbhjsdavkjhdsvjhfslhfoyukehjsavdhjghaldskjfsgahfjslfhs;aflasjd;lfaeusi
by Anon255 March 7, 2013
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Fart of deception

This phrase describes the scenario of when you randomly smell something tasty cooking somewhere, and when you look around yourself to determine where the food is at you realise the only place for the smell to have come from was someones asshole.
Jenny and james ate curry for dinner and the next night are watching a movie.

James asks jenny if she has got the leftovers in the microwave because its smells as good as yesterday.
Jenny says no with a dirty grin and james realises he was fooled by the fart of deception.
by rapunzabel April 6, 2017
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Directioner

Fans of the boyband One Direction. Love the five boys to pieces and can sometimes go to extreme lengths to see them, meet them, or even talk to them. We will always be there and never leave them no matter what happens. They mean the world to us and have saved a lot of our lives. We love each of the boys equally and some of us really hate the term Directionator. The boys are our Idols and we can be borderline obbsessed or even just a normal person.
Girl 1: Hi, I'm (Y/N).
Niall: Hi
Louis: Hey love
Liam: Nice to meet you.
Harry: *cheeky smile*
Zayn (Zain): Hello love.
Girl 1: Its great to meet you. We love you so much and are always there. You all belong.
Boys: Thanks for being such a dedicated directioner
by Directioner1997 June 6, 2013
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Perection

When you have to pee so bad you get a boner
Brandon: Man, I had to pee so bad during that math test that I got a boner.

Tyler: Yeah man, perections suck.
by NoPop December 19, 2009
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rejection erection

When you rejected by a hot girl and a few seconds later you get an erection thinking about the hot sex you would of had with her.
Guy: "Will you go out with me?"
Girl: "No."
Guy: "Awh Shucks...*rejection erection*
by jillyjank September 5, 2010
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Rez-Erection

The Act of getting an erection on the rez.
Dude, She gave me such a Rez-erection Yesterday!

That's Fuckin' disgusting.
by Cohholy111 March 18, 2011
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Nude Erection

Common mishearing of "New Direction". Usually peppered throughout political speeches and occasionally found in songs.

This may also be used to steer the subject of a conversation toward sex.
"I have a nude erection for America!"

"Don't look back, got a nude erection. I loved you once, needed protection." - Tattoo, as sung by Jordin Sparks

"Honey, allow me to take things in a nude erection..."
by lemonlimeskull April 21, 2010
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