Deez nutz

deez nutz

deez nutz are in joe mamas mouth

by Deezs knutx April 2, 2022

Lion deez

Typically used to prank your friends into saying "lion deez nuts", or "Lie on these nuts."

Human 1: Hey bro, Knock Knock!
Human 2: Who's there?
Human 1: Lion
Human 2: Lion who?
Human 1: LION DEEZ NUTS HA GOTTEM

by Twitteruserscant_takeajoke April 17, 2022

Deez nuts

That one 15yo that ran for president in 2016

Deez nuts lmao

by U don’t need to know who I am April 18, 2022

deez nets

A 3v3 basketball team known for having fun and making the other team RAGE! As well as coming back from being down by 10 points or more.

Deez nets made the other team rage from their funny smack talk. Even tho they were losing, they made the opponents so angry that they were able to come back and win it.

The entire crowd was supporting deez nets.

The ref loved blowing his whistle and saying "DEEZ NETS BALL"

by DEEZ NETS FAN #1 March 8, 2022

Deez Butts

Deez butts is a word that describes two butts that are physically unable to be pulled apart.

Her deez butts were two hard bruh, those cheeks were so clinched I had to use my gorilla grippers to depart them

by Your mom’s government name March 18, 2022

Deez Nutz

It must have been a big thing for a LONG time because my dad said that he hear kids saying it at his school- (he's 60-)

It means your dick-

Person 1 : DEEZ NUTZ

Person 2 : THAT MEANS DICKKK

Teacher : UHHH.... UHHH! UHHH!!!~~~~~

by SMACC MY ASS LIKE A DRUM AAHH January 23, 2022

Deez Theorum

The Deez Theorum is an extremely advanced math theory used by only the greatest scholars in the world. Deez theorum is applied to the Sus Equation (see Joe Theory), where X = Ball(s) - (h²n) (we let H represent harry, N represent nuts.) When applied, the Sus Equation can be rearranged to the SexPenis Formula. The SexPenis formula (see Candice Theorum) is very close to the Quadratic Bofa. Different from the Quadratic formula, The Quadratic Bofa uses an odd number of Ligma², applied to a conjecture and Sus equation. All math theories come from Candice Cawk Phit, a crucial, wonderful survivor of ligma who dedicated their remaning 69 years of life to increase the psychological element of math in all schools, increasing iq points by an average of 420 around the entire world, completely crashing the economic structure of the "1% of the world." Donald Trump had to pass several rules in order to attempt (but fail) to secure the pentagon and it's avg. iq. Look up Donald Trump Rule 34 for more information on this scholarly topic.

Richard Inass: Alright class, how do we solve this inequality?

Mike Huntstink: Oh, you have to apply a few laws tied to the Deez Theorum!

Joema Mah: Idiot, you forgot to deduct the sugma from the Sus Equation.

Richard Inass: That is correct boys. Both solutions are present.

by bugcrusher October 27, 2021