Day Care Cold

Day Care Cold – Office colds that keep getting passed around, and which originate with contagious staff whose kids got sick at day care, that Petri dish of all office illnesses.

Thanks to sick Cindy, who takes her kids to day care, I have a Day Care Cold, and I will never really get well. As soon as I get over it, I will catch it again from someone else.

by #iamthe53 October 16, 2011

day wood

a condition when a person gets an erection during the day.

Day wood is not desirable unless you find a partner to satisfy your urge.

by uttam maharjan July 13, 2012

Day Care Center

Another word for groups on Skype. Usually spammed/used by those who dislike being added to groups.

User 1: NO MORE DAY CARE CENTERS!

NO MORE DAY CARE CENTERS!
NO MORE DAY CARE CENTERS!
NO MORE DAYCARE CENTERS!
User 2: OMG STFU! Leave if you don't like it!

by Auron FFX March 30, 2015

Day of 1000 Cuts

A type of bad day that consists primarily of mishaps and general problems that one knowingly has no right to openly complain about, either being too minor and inconsequential to be worth getting upset over or are because of that person's own poor decisions, until the person in question's temper boils over.

I overslept, I forgot to pack a lunch,I stub my toe on the way out, I have to drive for an hour while keeping a fly trapped with me in the car out of my face, I remember that I have to get an oil change, all of my ceramic pots exploded in the kiln because of air-bubbles in them, I leave my homework in my car and only remember until after I make it to class and then I have to sit in traffic in an hour, a firetruck overseeing the wreck taking up three lanes on the freeway. "Death by 1000 Cuts"? Well mine was a Day of 1000 Cuts.

by The Logical Fallacy October 4, 2018

day and jimmy night

I like when your nice guy daylight you is replaced by the slightly more selfish, demanding, sexual nighttime you. not that i don't enjoy jimmy day, ooh he is great, don't get me wrong, its the transformation process that just gets me everytime. love it.

"i am dating jimmy day and jimmy night"
"who?"

by Krkič May 5, 2019

Day Gay

A guy, who is actually straight, but bros out so hard with his boys in the daytime that one may think he/they are gay. Note: he only bros out this hard with his boys in the daytime. Once the sun goes down, he goes on the prowl for ladies.

Gio and Jaime are shirtless at the park playing tackle football again. They are such day gays.

by Fiefdom Fighter August 1, 2019

Day Time

Street term for Crystal Meth.

Hey, can I get 40 of Day Time?

by Mxe91 December 9, 2019