Chronic Tard Farm

The little known tenth circle of hell. Reserved specifically for those who post unceasing amounts of stupidity and repetitive rants on message boards. Not to be confused with trolls, who are cool. This refers more generally to people who just show up and keep posting even though no one likes them or gives a shit. Or anyone else who pisses me off.

It is a terrible place filled with morons, feces; both verbal and anal, syphillis, skunkweed, and trailers. Lots and lots of Trailers. Every thursday night is social night with the comedy stylings of Carrot Top, karaoke by Britney Spears, and Clay Aiken sucking off a donkey.

This was created in the heyday of Bolt.com and later Bolt2.com for the purpose of housing the overwhelming hordes of retard that showed up. Especially fans of American Idol. I'll see you all in hell.

Armywife: Everyone listen to my long, grammar-free monologue on why the war in Iraq is wrong/right/good/bad/orgasmic, etc.
TisHimself: Fuck off, cunt.
Armywife: But no, Dick Cheney rules and George Bush sucks and I just masturbated to Al Gore, etc.
TisHimself: Alright, I'll see your ass at the Chronic Tard Farm.
Armywife: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *Wilhelm Scream*

by Tis_Himself December 22, 2007

Caronavirus

Caronavirus is a virus that causes people to buy mass bundles of toilet paper

“Did you hear the caronavirus is comin?” “Oh no, really?” “ Yeah! Make sure you stock up on toilet paper!”

by Yupitsme March 26, 2020

strawberry wrapped chronic

A blunt; Chronic wrapped in a strawberry swisher sweet or strawberry wrapping paper

I am about to embark on some strawberry wrapped chronic.

by Adrienne Moore August 19, 2004

chrondizzle

1> extremely high quality marijuana.
2> tha supah chronic.

I smoked 4 bowls of chrondizzle to tha dome and now I can't see my hands!

by cf May 6, 2003

cali chronic

An exceptionally potent strain of marijuana. There are usually orange colored hairs in the nuggets. They add to the intensity and enhance the THC. Also known as Cali dro. When smoked, the user usually gets the giggles and gets a intense case of the munchies.

Yo man, u got that cali chronic?

Shit man, I wanna get lifted tonight, hit me with some of that cali chronic.

by Herbman June 26, 2008

chronic

Chronic has two different definitions varying on your location.

East Coast: Weed (Marijuana) that is laced with Cocaine to give an added effect

West Coast: The finest weed available with no seeds or any shit

East: I'm feeling suicidal, lemme get some chronic

West:I'm looking to get some chronic, none of that crappy bullshit

by Madman September 14, 2004

chronic

1.) One of the stronger strains of marijuana. It is actually NOT used to describe just any sort of good weed, there is a certain type, usually indica, that is labled chronic. It won 3rd place at the 1994 High Times Cannabis Cup.

2.) Marijuana laced with cocaine.

1.) "And a phat ass J of some bubonic chronic that made me choke. Shit this ain't no joke." - Snoop Dogg


2.) Joe rolled an eight with a nick of coke and we smoked a phat ass chronic blunt.

by Kidd Flow February 20, 2005