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I'm a celebrity get me out of here

Cynical television programming, whereby producers starve a disparate bunch of people in a jungle & subject the to torture (for the publics "entertainment").

Instead of criminals they victimise people who used to be on the telly, and who need a career boost. To that end the phrase should really be - I'm a celebrity WHEN I get out of here (for 5 minutes).
Ohh great another series of I'm a celebrity get me out of here - no point even switching on the TV until after Christmas

Ooohhh look, breakfast television is dragging out I'm a celebrity..... every morning, again!
by lucid_entity November 22, 2004
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Z-list celebrity

1. An annoying ex-reality tv star that manged to get everywhere on TV

2. Someone who has only starred in one thing in thier misrable acting career and spend the remains of thier pay in beer then do drugs to get noticed or shag a famous person. Often sighted on Celebrity Big Brother because they couldn't pay thier rent and got thrown in for the money and expect fame.
1. 'Hello I'm Jade Goody (Z-list celebrity)from Big Brother 4 and I've made a new diet so give me money to pay for my one room flat'

2. (With drunken exspresion) 'I starred in Doctor who, I was the guy on the left, then I was a police officer in eastenders, do you remember?'
by Edlim August 13, 2006
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celebritwit

Someone who by any normal standard would not be famous, but have become so due to their randomly high positioning on Twitter's "People to Follow" list.
Wil Wheaton? That dude who played Wesley Crusher? How the hell does he have 380,000 Twitter followers? Goddamn celebritwit.
by Braxto March 14, 2009
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gluten free celebrity

A celebrity, for whatever reason or reasons, who adheres to a gluten free diet and lifestyle. The celebrity might have celiac, think that the lifestyle wards off autism or cancer, be wheat intolerant, have a sympathic diet to one close to them who is gluten free, or simply embrace the weight loss effects of short term gluten freedom.

Plural: gluten free celebrities
Some examples of gluten free celebrities are:

*Zooey Deschanel, movie actress and a gluten free celebrity, gfc

*Jane Swift, first female governor of massachusetts, is a gluten free celebrity, gfc
by realestatesteve August 7, 2009
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Z-list celebrity

A Z-List celebrity is usually a childrens tv presenter, reality show contestant or X factor/Pop Idol contestant AFTER doing insert job here.
Dude 1, after switching to I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here: Oh My God. Who the hell is that Z-List Celebrity?! oh yeah....
by Holy Moly December 7, 2006
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Celebrity Text

When a friend or third-party takes over a text conversation for you in order to help achieve a desired outcome.

Derived from a "celebrity shot" in pong.
Mike: Dude I don't know what to text her back
Jim: Let me celebrity text for you, I know exactly what to say.
by GLethal85 December 13, 2012
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Celebrity Years

Referring to the age difference between married or dating celebrity couples, especially those of which there is a pronounced age gap. The equation is as follows; 1 celebrity year = 4 regular years.
Annie: Gross, I just realized that Brad and Angelina are 12 years apart!

Alex: Yes, but in Celebrity Years, that's only 3.

Annie: Oh, well that makes it okay then.
by Jasey Rae Rae January 29, 2010
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