beef curtain

(n): a big ol' cooch that looks like roast beef

"Hey dude I was gonna come over and visit"
"How about you come over and lick my beef curtain."

by mangos112 January 24, 2020

smacking the curtains

A younger man screwing and older woman really hard

My friend is into milfs, he likes smacking the curtains

by GrranDadd June 28, 2021

chin curtain

A nice long luscious hick beard, which is well groomed and maintained.

Oh man, Look at Scott. He has one relentless Chin Curtain.

by Yominister March 3, 2017

Squid Curtains

Loose, crinkled vagina lips

Linda had nasty squid curtains

by Squid curtain carl June 5, 2018

cuddle curtain

a piece of cloth along a string that extends from one post of the bed to the other. when pulled across a private barrier is created. Great for a roomate who wants some privacy or if they want some pussy.

Ravishu: Hey Tom im trying to do my studies and you two are distracting me.

Tom: Ok *pulls cuddle curtain*

by mmcdonald92 November 21, 2010

Bum curtains

The flesh that hangs from an extremely obese persons buttocks.

In order to engage in anal sex with that large lady, one would have to open her bum curtains.

by Gazrocks April 8, 2013

Curtain Lick

A Curtain Lick is when you lick a fat persons vagina till it bleeds

Oh go curtain lick that woman you a$$ hole

by Gross fat man December 2, 2011