tracker crabs

Crabs that hide in the crack of your ass all day, and then when you're asleep they track shit all over your stomach.

Man, I need a shower, those tracker crabs got shit all over me.

by Chatter318 February 28, 2007

Jumping Alfredo Crabstick

When I man, lets say over 40, takes his dick, infected with crabs(disease), and shoves it into a boiling bowl of Alfredo Sauce. Then When he screems in pain hes jumps up and down and sticks his dick into a woman's vagina, cooling it down.

Old Dude: "OW OW OW why would I do that!"
Old Dude: "I stick it in the hooker!"

Hooker: "What The FUCK!"

OLD DUDE: "DAMN THAT WAS A PAINFUL JUMPING ALFREDO CRABSTICK!"

by MR. NOT NORMAL January 27, 2011

cubs

Crazy Upsidedown Backwards Sex

Yo I meet this Nympho and she had me doin cubs in the backset of da caddy..dat shit was crazy!

by $L!M December 14, 2008

chu's got anal crabs

you have crabs of the anal/rectal region (usally accompanied with telling the person 'chu's got anal crabs' in a high voice - noramally accompanied with a push)

ed agg/sam lonsdale's anal crabs

by sam lonsdale March 31, 2003

crabs

word used that the "blood" gang that defines their enemy the "crips"

yo...lets go pop those 186 crabs

by NAVJULCAYAARONBRANJOEL December 28, 2005

crabs

A nickname for a woman who has pubic lice or has had the condition a number of times. Often wears the little critters as a badge of honor and adopts little pet names for each individual crab.

Crabs works at Costco, but beware she didn't get that nickname from selling seafood.

by Uglyyellowcar March 14, 2008

fishing for crabs

To perform oral sex on a woman who is suffering from genital crabs.

by Anonymous May 7, 2003