by Garrett Hicks December 22, 2005
A delicious and delightful cereal which will send your tastebuds to the moon. However, it is very expensive and costs pounds,pounds,pounds. Yes. Three pounds
Jak : " I'm hungry, what should we have for breakfast?"
Mom : " We're out of fuckin oreo's. We'll have to have some credit crunch!"
Mom : " We're out of fuckin oreo's. We'll have to have some credit crunch!"
by J Dizzle foshizzle October 18, 2008
term used to describe carelessly doggystyling the shit out of someone and your wanker slams right into an ass cheek about breaking your rock hard cock in half...after which you remain in the fetal postion, crying like a little girl for hours
While railing the hell out of some chick last night, I ass crunched my cock and I can't even fucking walk!
by PilotMike April 03, 2005
by Aidanc242 March 23, 2018
A severely disturbed man with a white mustache and one freaky looking hat who pastes pictures of his head on pictures of buff men to make him feel sexy.
by Bill-E Joel July 01, 2004
by Rich Smith January 28, 2004
Captain Crunch with water instead of milk or Captain Crunch without sugar.
Also a popular metal band.
www.myspace.com/craptaincrunchrules
Also a popular metal band.
www.myspace.com/craptaincrunchrules
by Fire Ninja August 29, 2007