Cream Soda

The best stuff you will ever taste. Its like heroin in a bottle, just without the side-effects of heroin. If it were a female person I would marry it and then divorce it just so I could marry it again.

When the guy arrived to the party with cream soda, everyone loved him and they loved the soda even more.

by agwoagbsgrthboefac June 2, 2010

cream wolf

When a woman uses her clit region to make a very hairy man orgasam on his stomach.

Maddie was very excited to give james his first cream wolf.

by Clark Farley March 16, 2015

Ice Creams

A relitively new shoe on the market. Created by Pharell Williams from the Neptunes (N.E.R.D) and Nigo, the creator of the Bathing Apes clothing and shoe line. They are marketed by Reebok. Only 3000 are currently in the market, ranging from around $300-$500 dollars.

Uh! I'm a nice dude, with some nice dreams
See these ice cubes, see these Ice Creams?

by James October 23, 2004

Cream Crunching

When you smash your meat in the door to assert dominance

Jimmy: "I saw my sister cream crunching last night and called Jesus."
Timmy: "Have your parents post-birth aborted her yet?"

by CreamCruncher69 June 25, 2020

Baby Cream

A man's cum.

Term is especially fitting when a man is having sex with a women without using protection of any sort.

God dammit Demetrius... I ain't on the pill no more and you got this baby cream all up in me, I ain't got time for this!!!

by theflash78 April 8, 2013

Jimmy creamed

To completely mess up or to fuck up horribly.

woah dude you really Jimmy Creamed that abortion.

by bloodyhellharry July 20, 2016

Cream Pony

A short statured wealthy caucasian man with a pony tail that has a reputation for being an above average lover.

Did you see Derek last night at the bar? All the ladies say he’s a major cream pony. I think you should give him a shot !

by SophondaCox January 15, 2022