The best stuff you will ever taste. Its like heroin in a bottle, just without the side-effects of heroin. If it were a female person I would marry it and then divorce it just so I could marry it again.
When the guy arrived to the party with cream soda, everyone loved him and they loved the soda even more.
by agwoagbsgrthboefac June 2, 2010

by Clark Farley March 16, 2015

A relitively new shoe on the market. Created by Pharell Williams from the Neptunes (N.E.R.D) and Nigo, the creator of the Bathing Apes clothing and shoe line. They are marketed by Reebok. Only 3000 are currently in the market, ranging from around $300-$500 dollars.
by James October 23, 2004

Jimmy: "I saw my sister cream crunching last night and called Jesus."
Timmy: "Have your parents post-birth aborted her yet?"
Timmy: "Have your parents post-birth aborted her yet?"
by CreamCruncher69 June 25, 2020

A man's cum.
Term is especially fitting when a man is having sex with a women without using protection of any sort.
Term is especially fitting when a man is having sex with a women without using protection of any sort.
God dammit Demetrius... I ain't on the pill no more and you got this baby cream all up in me, I ain't got time for this!!!
by theflash78 April 8, 2013

when proforming anal sex the man cuts a cream egg in half and puts the larger end of the egg on the end of his penis and then inserts it into the girl's ass.after anal sex the dribbling melted chocolate is then licked from the girl's ass.
by pissedoffpanda October 9, 2011
