hammer in the crapper

A phrase for Anal Sex

"Last night I slipped this chick roofies. Before you know I was tearing out her O ring, some straight hammer in the crapper"

by Robert L September 17, 2007

crappers

the muscles on the sides of your ribcabe and under your armpits that flex when u take a dump.

i was taking a dump one day and i looked over into the mirror and i saw that these muscles were flexing.

by Jay May 10, 2003

crapper

what you are when you dont like the following football teams:

Broncos
Colts
Jaguars
Giants

^^ Don't like em? .. ... .... CRAPPER!

by bbt179 January 18, 2008

Sauerkraut Crapper

Like the word (wafflecrapper) but instead this girl is so fine that she can crap on you sauerkraut and still be very attractive

"Gee Kelsey, your'e a sauerkraut crapper," said Daniel.
"Wow Jessica alba, (my wife) you are a sauerkraut crapper," said Tyler.
"Dang NN girls, i'm sorry but your'e only waffle crappers, not sauerkraut crappers"

by Danielisawafflecrapper January 3, 2009

Crapper

Something that is crappy
Characterized by mediocrocy

How was the movie?
Crapper.

by fgfggfgfgfffff July 12, 2003

waffle crapper

when one person thinks someone that is so ugly that they will crap on them whilst sleeping and then leave before he/she wakes up...

Gavin: While Chad was sleeping i rubbed my cummy shit all over his chest.
Chad: Right after I had sex with Gavin last night he shit on my chest. What a waffle crapper

by Dr. Wendy January 28, 2008

crappled

destroyed competition by "re-innovating" slumbering and badly implemented technology.

MP3 players crappled, tablets crappled

by diskgrinder March 23, 2010