Used Canoe

Bobbing on cock (the "oar") in a swimming pool and/or getting tea-bagged while floating on a raft. Variant: Doing push-ups, poolside, while bobbing on the cock of a swimmer floating in the pool.

Girlfriend: Did you blow that guy while floating on your Pringles inflatable raft?

Her: He treated me like a Used Canoe.

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I was backfloating while she went upside down on me like a Used Canoe.

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Look at that little guy by the pool! He's covering that D like a used canoe.

by Roderick Tutweiler June 17, 2010

Canon

A term used especially within gaming communties to differentiate between the official storyline (= canon) and everything which is not, like fanfiction, fanvids, etc.

"A lot of people consider Chell to be the daughter of Cave & Caroline, but it's by no means canon."

by meimeiriver September 17, 2011

douche canoe

Not a definition but the orgin of the phrase: This phrase was coined in 2004 by Blake Edmondson in Camp Walker, South Korea. It was used as an alternative phrase for someone being a complete moron / dick / dirtbag. After Edmondson transferred stations I attempted to pass this phrase on along with other greats such as..... Gungle a gungle, (rumble of a V8) Kadouche (boom), and Splack (disgusting splash).

Mongo don't be such a douche canoe, just drink the damn shot!

by You know! October 12, 2012

Canoe Captain

a leader of a lesbian group or a self proclaimed female gay activist with no useful purpose other then self-promotion.

Last night at a local gay club the "Canoe Captain" led a fear-less group of lesbians in an effort to protest the existence of men.

by spike001 April 17, 2006

canon fodder

(adj.) Expendable.


Can also be applied to culture.

Just canon fodder in there.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

Canon

default pairings, often used to describe pairings in fanfiction that are claimed to be obvious. in other words, a couple that is heavily promoted or suggested in the show.

Jaden/Syrus is almost as canon to shonen fans as Jaden/Alexis is to het fans.

by the new bat girl January 2, 2006

Canoy

A self transplanted American in the Philippines. Combination of the terms Americano and Pinoy, taking the "Cano" from Americano and "noy" from Pinoy to create the name Canoy.

Steve is an American by birth, but a Canoy at heart.

by Steve Yates September 23, 2005