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banana creamer

(Noun) The sexual act of shoving a banana inside a woman's wet vagina, then twisting the banana and pushing it in and pulling it out as if you were fucking her. Then after 5 minutes, you take the banana out and eat it.
Randy: Dude, that strip club was awesome!

Billy Bob: I know, I got a boner!

Randy: Well, then let's do something about it!

Billy Bob: What?

Randy: Go get a hooker and do a banana creamer!

Billy Bob: What the fuck is a banana creamer?

Randy: Just fuck her with a banana and eat it.

Billy Bob: Sick! Let's do it!

Randy: Yeah!
by Sirel May 21, 2011
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rusty creamer

The sexual act of ejaculating into a woman's ass, pulling out, and immediately entering her vagina.
Tommy gave me a Rusty Creamer last night, and now chocha feels weird.
by agirl.youknow April 24, 2014
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tater crater

the arrangement of mash potatoes to form a crater so that it easily holds gravy
before you go pouring gravy on your mash potatoes you might want to make a tater potato tater crater
by scooterscuzz January 25, 2015
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Man Crater

When a man gets his dick out and proceeds to stretch it until its straight and then inserts his finger in it so the dick goes inside itself creating something similar to a girl vagina.
*Damn, when Ale did the Man Crater I almost puked.
*Yup, the worst part was that he was laughing while doing it.
by Jperras August 1, 2015
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Cannoli Creamer

Is a baker of sweet deserts , but adds his protein in the filling . Often will bring to work in lieu of donuts or bear claws . His enjoys watching people unknowingly eat his come. Unlike a coffee pisser who does it for spite and punishment , he thinks everyone should have some of him in them; it is his perverse way of bonding.
Dude don't eat Franks treats. I think he is a cannoli creamer. You ever take notice the joy on his face when everyone grabs his cream filled baked goods? No, Frank is a great guy everybody likes him, he wouldn't do that?
by Dick Goesinya June 2, 2017
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micah cromer

I real hard ass nigga that will snatch your bitch. He’s a whole swollen ass dude, as a part of power rangers this dude goes by the nigga ranger. This dude also goes by his undercover name “Sucknasty”
Dude is that your girl?
It was my girl till micah cromer met her.
by A radom person October 24, 2018
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