Noah Craber'd

A form of rape where the rapist (usually a white male)

takes his penis, infested with pubic lice (crabs)

and unwillingly propels it into their victims ear canal,

and proceeds with intercourse.

Person 1: Look at that tree to your right!
Person 2: I don't see any...AHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY EAR?!?!
Person 1: Shut up fool, your getting Noah Craber'd!

by rexandmax December 10, 2011

coffin cafe

A chat site that wasnt like any other. It started off being a twilight rp(role playing) chat site, but it soon turned into a place where ppl could just escape to another world. There was a lot of drama, almost too much, but in the end we were just a family. This chat site has been tooken down, and we have all grown up, but the memory's go on in us. In this place the meaning of life was bucket and everyone loved Bob the tree.

Kanda: hey,do u rememeber that awsome site coffin cafe?
Kyle: yeah, a lot of memory's come up when I think of coffin care.

by shacrin March 25, 2013

makeupalley cafe board

The otherwise excellent makeupalley beauty and wellbeing website's weak spot is the cafe board. There is teenage angst re boys and relationships, looks, unfair parents; derogatory comments about mothers-in-law (watch your back if your son gets an MUA girlfriend); disgust re pregnancy, childbirth, breastfeeding - oh, and pubic hair; childless posters who apparently have the expertise to comment upon child-rearing practices and the inadequacies of parents; nauseating fawning over pets, yet many US cats are subjected to onychectomy, a practice prohibited or restricted in many countries; bragging posts by the sexually 'daring' who aren't doing anything different, just making more 'look at me' noise about it; bashing of and ignorance about feminism, history, the world; pointless posts about pooping (grow up and let us eat our snacks at the computer in peace); film and book recommendations that are usually lowest common denominator formulaic rubbish. The format of the board is chatroom-like, which is a strength, and sometimes there are posters with whom it's possible to have a respectful exchange of ideas, some truly liberated thinking, and real fun rather than a repetition of the same in-jokes. The board is dominated by Americans so be politically incorrect or try a little subtle humour at your peril. Finally, be prepared for some eye-rollingly ignorant posts when the banned topic of religion rears its head, and remember that correct spelling is beyond a majority of the posters, most of whom don't have the excuse of English being their second language.

makeupalley cafe board is where I will learn that 'most people that call themselves feminists are actually mysogynists' and that having pubic hair is unhygienic

by ithastobesaid December 15, 2008

crae-crae

1. Someone who is for the most part normal and sane. With episodes of being totally crazy, and no sense of normality.

2. Some one who is so crazy and it has baffled your mind. You don't have time to say the full word of crazy but shorten it to Crae-Crae.

Charlotte: oh, she is appears to be so perfect.

susan: yeah....but we all know she is crae-crae.

by sensei-pusan January 1, 2013

cafeteria

A room or building often located on a school campus which proports to offer comestibles to the masses. However, one most often finds that the fare available in cafeterias does not truly resemble any known food substances. In fact, upon further investigation most knowlegable people flee in horror and disgust from the so-called meals. Others, be they gluttons for punishment (both literal and figurative) or simply starved past the point of reason, choose to ignore the warnings that their senses of sight, smell, touch, and taste are screaming at them, and foolishly proceed to shovel the not-quite deadly toxins into their bodies. For these unlucky individuals a cafeteria can provide them with just enough energy to survive for a few more hours.

I strapped for cash today so I'll have to eat at the cafeteria.

The cafeteria will be serving leftovers today.

by a bibliophile July 14, 2006

Lauren Crace

Lauren Crace is an exceptional beautiful young women. who played danielle jones from the soap eastenders. prior to eastenders she did many theatre roles.

Idiot: Hey is that not the weirdo danielle of eastenders who got killed
Me: No thats the extremely cute Lauren Crace Who played danielle jones from endeasters

by WilsonTheRyan May 21, 2009

Basty Craftard

A clever reforming of the words crafty bastard. Brian Brushwood, host of Revision3's internet show - Scam School, commonly uses the phrase. He could have been the creator, or one of the people to make it mainstream.

"Today's show is brought to you by the basty craftards at...

by Frank Rider August 22, 2009