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St. Mary's Cradle

When your penis is large enough to be tucked under your balls thus looking like your penis is holding your balls in a basket
Shane: Hey look at my penis it totally makes a St. Mary's Cradle .

Thomas: Put it away you fool, there are women here!
by Crazy fish May 5, 2014
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Weiner cradling

When your sleeping after sex and your guy still got his dick in you.
"Damn those teens are Weiner cradling again Sheryll!"
by The Cradler September 23, 2023
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Newton's Cradle

When your penis is too short to successfully dock, so you end up clinking your testicles together, like the classic toy, Newton's Cradle.
Bro I thought we were going to dock eachother but we just ended up doing the Newton's Cradle
by gog1414 January 2, 2024
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Newton's Cradle

2 guys, 1 chick in the middle. One guy puts his balls next to her left ear, and the other on the opposite ear. The two guys rock, paper, scissors on who goes first. The guy who goes first lets his balls hang then lets go, hitting the chicks ear. Then the energy is transferred due to elastic collision.
Bruh, me and my homeboy Tony fucked this chic. We did the Newton's cradle and she ended up with a concussions.
by papabenny February 28, 2018
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Newton’s Cradle

The equivalent of a motorboat for guys. When a woman motorboats a mans balls vigorously. Often s
Dude, Jess gave me a mean Newton’s cradle the other night, my nuts haven’t been the same since.
by Big jig March 6, 2020
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Cat’s in the cradle

A reference from the song “cat’s in the cradle” by Harry Chapin which might be used to describe a situation in which a person starts to give lesser time to a relationship. In case of the song it was used for a father and son situation.
Dad can you stop with the cat’s in the cradle!
by Rangreza September 29, 2022
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Sexy Cradle Time

A warm embrace that resembles that of a baby in a cradle, particularly in a room full of people that are uncomfortable.
Marcy and Craig preform sexy cradle time quite often. You’ll just see them off in a corner rocking back and forth
by clapemcheeks May 6, 2022
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