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first cousin

Your uncle/aunts first child
Hey I'm closer to her than u that's my first cousin
by Slay sway December 26, 2016
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cousin fuckers

Dirty ugly poor people who fuck their cousins
Karen and kens moms are sisters and they are fucking,so they are cousin fuckers
by arccher November 16, 2010
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Kentucky Cousins

Kentucky Cousins occur when two siblings from one family marry two first cousins from another family and both couples have children. Their children would be considered Kentucky Cousins.
I'm sure you've heard of double cousins, but have you ever heard of Kentucky Cousins? My brothers Jaison and Johnny married Katie and Kylee who are first cousins from another family. Now their kids are going to be Kentucky Cousins!
by Doctor.J May 26, 2021
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Cousin Bill

(N) a person that is or creates an atmosphere of buzzkill. A person who always stays sober at parties and tells everyone not to drink. The origin of the phrase most likely comes from switching the first two letters of the syllables in buzzkill to kuzzbill, then lengthening it to said phrase. This phrase is mostly used in the presence of the Cousin in order to not hurt his/her feelings.
Sean: Cousin Bill sure is bringing me down tonight, she won't even have a Johnnie Bomb!

Nick: Tell me about it. The Cousin keeps telling me to stop drinking, what a drag!
by Johnnie Bomber June 15, 2014
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slender cousin

Brother: Happy Christmas, what have you got in your stocking?
Sister: Thank you, I have got a slender cousin.
Brother: Oh great, you got a toffee finger.
by Big Lash November 26, 2013
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Hand Cousin

Noun - a person who pertains to give hand jobs to family members.
Alex is regularly satisfied by his hand cousin.
by Ginger Danish May 12, 2017
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