cosmopotamus

A highly prevalent subspecies of the cosmetician family, which is characterized by it's robust physical stature, known colloquially as the fat hairdressers. Often seen wearing mostly black.

This morning I witnessed the migration of a group of immature cosmopotamuses as they navigated their way down the alley to the hair dresser school.

by boobybobbler January 14, 2010

COSMOFO

Cock Sucking Mother fucker.

Guy: Hey Whore!

Girl: Fuck you, Cosmofo!

by Cosmofo April 20, 2009

Cosmo

A name for someone who believes that power is the only way, however he is also a loyal friend if you treat him the right way, he has three main features Anger and greed and loyalty

To describe a person of these qualities

“You’re acting like a total Cosmo’’

by Millyfnaf June 4, 2018

cosmogyration

the act of whirling round the universe. The adjectival form is cosmogyral.

Heavenly bodies follow a certain path for cosmogyration.

by uttam maharjan September 15, 2011

cosmonog

A russian man of colour in space, as opposed to the usual white space traveller, cosmonaut

Man, did you see that cosmonog in the new sputnik?

by Roman Totale October 23, 2007

cackpipe cosmought

a person that gives it up the chocolate starfish!

baby.. . . give it to me up my cackpipe hard and fast!!

by slim June 11, 2004

cosmonaut

The premiere person of their chosen field of study.

"He's was like a cosmonaut of criminal masterminds."

by E. Badman October 30, 2005