ms. cook

a young woman, usually blond, that has many admirers and likes to get dirty on the weekends

guy: man ms. cook is sooooo gorgeous!!

girl: eww, shes nasty, she's ms. cook on saturday and sunday

by starwatcherrz November 26, 2010

Kailey Cooke

The most amazing person. Kailey Cooke is generous, caring, kind, loving and a great person. She's the most beautiful girl in the world and is loved by many. She has haters but that's only because they are jealous of her.
I love you Kailey

That girl was so nice!

Yep, that's a Kailey Cooke!

by ashtonjmakin05 January 16, 2019

Cooking Cabbage

Experiencing and expelling repetitive, explosive, rancid flatulence.

Broohhhh!!! WTF is that smell? It's ripe. My eyes are watering.

Sorry Braaaaahhhh. Just cooking cabbage today.

Rank ass dude.

by Eaton Holgoode November 7, 2015

British Cooking

The act of unpacking, and in some cases heating food for the purpose of consumption.

Goose Dail: Are you cooking?
Edgar Leak, opening the door of the microwave: British cooking!

by JohnDAubray July 3, 2020

Marty Cooke

Loves himself a good corndog and looks like one too. He has thighs as big as a table and looks like he is straight out of the cold cut meat section of your local grocery store. Also loves himself some toes.

“Why are my toes wet”
“Marty Cooke must have gotten to ya”

by 420WankSauce February 14, 2019

Cooked Grenade

The things you throw at someone willing to catch a grenade for someone

That guy told his girlfriend he'd catch a grenade for her.....so i threw a cooked grenade and snatched her for myself

by SupremeBadassOverlord January 7, 2011

Momma's Cooking

When Kwame Brown talks out the truth whether the opposition wants to hear it or not.

Kwame Brown just served Stephen A Smith with Momma's Cooking on his YouTube. "Stephen A. Why Was You At Them Colleges & Why Was You At Them High Schools Boy?"

by That Madness July 12, 2021