Cooch tard

Someone who knows nothing about and will believe anything they hear about vaginas.

"So I read in this article online that lesbians vaginas have teeth, that's the only reason why they are lesbians, cause no penis would go in there."

"Why would you believe that??? You're such a cooch tard, you need to get laid"

by lynn-lynn June 6, 2013

Cooch Wind

That fishy fish smell, that you know isn't fish. Usually ends up being a product of doing it dirty with someone.

Amanda: You ready? (Strips)
Chad: (a strong smell arises) UGH, Cooch Wind!

by anonymous October 16, 2021

cooch cavern

Have you ever shredded a rotisserie chicken.

Saw the gaping hole of what once was a chicken cooch. Then thought to yourself

“ this is what a woman’s cooch cavern looks like”

The gaping hole of where once was a cooch

“ I bet your cooch cavern looks like this”.

by Coochiecavern April 3, 2023

Blicking in the cooch

Beating the coochie up

Beating it so good that u gotta dance or you going crazy

Yo bro I just came from my girl house and i was blicking in the cooch, i was going crazy.

by RaneeHolley February 7, 2023

Covid Cooch

Female genitalia only suitable for oral pleasure when the giver of pleasure has Covid. (No sense of taste or smell)

OH her? No, she has a covid cooch. Id only go down there if have covid.

by RCprofessors January 11, 2022

cooch brush

a toothbrush you hand to a stank ass hoe so they can wash their stds away

Henry: Here Ally, use this cooch brush to wash your stanky cooch you std infested bitch

by Urban Bone Master September 24, 2020

cooch mooch

Freeloading vagina begger that does nothing to earn the love. And is always looking for the easy exit.

Also a person who takes advantage of giving women.

John, are you two gonna be in there all day?

John: until she kicks me out!

Man, you are such a cooch mooch!

by bluecoyote May 12, 2014