contradictator

noun. an ominpotent ruler or authority figure who denies what he/she believes either through actions or words.

We are forced to suffer under the rule of a contradictator.

by Tim Kendel October 20, 2006

Contrusive

A word meant to replace any other word, specifically designed to make the dumbass you are with feel even more stupid. It works so well because it sort of sounds like it could be a real word and the moron usually just sits there and agrees with you.

You: "That movie couldn't have been more contrusive! I can't believe that you made me sit through the whole thing."

Person you are with: "You're right, I totally agree."

by JSR1988 July 9, 2011

contractor grade weed

A very poor grade of marijuana mostly smoked by those in the contracting business (not the contractors but rather their cheap ass employees).

Man that was definitely some shitty contractor grade weed.

by Bubba & Rawhyde December 6, 2006

Controlloping

To seek untidy women, often under the influence of alcohol.

person #1-"Hey, it's been a while since we've hit the bars."
person #2-"Hell yes-I just broke up with Jenny-what do you say we go out controlloping this weekend?!"

by Fuzzbee November 22, 2011

Contactless

Contactless, a shmuck that has slip on shoes . So no laces or straps .

guy 1: Brooooo are those shoes contactless
guy 2: yes

by hawkk1 July 14, 2019

contrunky

Used to describe the texture of a type of food, mostly chips. It can be good or bad depending on the context it is used. and when speaking its best to use facial expressions to get your point across.

used in a bad way:
ugh these chips are so contrunky (bad facial expression)
used in a good way:
i love these chips they are so contrunky (pleased facial expression)

by thepeepeeperson December 30, 2020

parental controls

Software designed by parents to keep their children from discovering new things about life.

The kid could not bypass the parental controls to get what he needed.

by BounceFire December 2, 2021