College Confidential

The ultimate circle-jerk for insecure high schoolers and/or obsessive parents who want to live vicariously through their children. Arrogance, exaggeration, and downright creepiness from parents and students alike can be found in this psuedo-intellectual cesspool. Many normal and average students get sucked into viewing their forums through the "chance me" section of the website to compare themselves to these egomaniacs and their parents. Truly the most toxic place on the internet, avoid at all costs for your own mental health.

A Typical College Confidential Parent: MY SON WITH A 7.4 UW GPA, 1700 SAT, 50 MILLION LEADERSHIP POSITIONS ON THE NATIONAL LEVEL, 25 HIGH PROFILE INTERNSHIPS, AND A RECOMMENDATION FROM JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF GOT WAITLISTED FROM OUR STATE SCHOOL. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN??????? (beside obvious exaggeration in stats, this was a real forum I saw.)

by Coffee0239 May 6, 2020

With Great Confidence comes Great Wonfidence.

An amazing saying by Arin Hanson of Game Grumps.

"I want someone to use With Great Confidence comes Great Wonfidence."

by memeboi6942 December 12, 2020

Coffinist

Preparing dead bodies for the funeral. A male Coffinist is a Coffinator. Much like a mortician.

She looks just like she did when she was alive, the Coffinist did a good job.

by Christine D; Emily S December 10, 2010

condimentia

When you can't remember if you have a condiment every time you go to the store, resulting in many duplicate bottles of several condiments.

While putting groceries away, Patty noticed we already had 4 other bottles of Miracle Whip. "Damn, my condimentia is really getting bad."

by 85cyclone April 17, 2016

Super Condiment Squad

From condimentsquad.com a flash cartoon super hero group with Ketchup and Mustard.

"Ketchup I'm bouncing on the couch!!!"

by N8 May 3, 2004

Bone Coffin

Is another term to describe the Anus. It was derived from the term "Bone Smuggling" which is slang for Anal Sex.

I need to bury "this" (erection) in your Bone Coffin!

Babe... This Boner can't possibly rest in peace until it's in your Bone Coffin!

by ProfessionalPartyer November 17, 2011

chocolate coffin

when you're giving someone head and then you bite their dick off and swallow it whole. when you poop it out the entirety of the penis is encased in human shit.

man, that chocolate coffin clogged up my toilet.

by ogturtlesquad June 10, 2017