Colton

amazingly cute and smart. never fake and always the perfect bf.

"omg. i wish my bf was more colton!"

by A very lucky girl. December 16, 2008

Colonel Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brains

A kick ass band formed from 4 amazing men.
Colonel Claypool's: Les Claypool, also the best bassist in the WORLD. GOD.
Bucket: Buckethead (Jimi Hendrix?)
of Bernie: Bernie Worell. Wizard of Woo. BADASS
Brains: Brain, the drummer.

"DUDE I SAW C2B3 LIVE, THEY WERE SO FUCKING KICK ASS!"
"I want to have an orgy with C2B3!"
"Go buy C2B3 or you're not hardcore."

by Lindzko December 13, 2004

Colton

An extremly athletic guy who is amazing looking.

Colton is so athletic on the field

by Keegan t April 30, 2016

The Colony

A city in Texas where no one knows how to spell the word Amish.

The Colony cougars can't spell Amish.

by Deadwing November 1, 2009

Colton

The most amazing guy in the world, whose name means "from the dark town". He is very handsome, talented, creative, and kind. He makes you smile so much your cheeks hurt. He is the definition of 'perfect'.

Colton is the best!

by Petulant-Pyroxene October 5, 2016

Colon clogger

A covert slang term used to describe any opiates like Percodan, OxyContin, et cetera.

So named because of the constipation side effect caused by using and/or abusing opiates. Opiates may also cause the patient to experience a decreased urge to defecate.



Originates from Bergen County, NJ - Yo, Yo, Yo - Top of the food chain!!!

(Standing in line at Walgreens)

Q. Hey John, What are you doing at the pharmacy again?

A. I'm just waiting in line picking up some colon cloggers for my shoulder injury. Jaz keeps eating them like tic tac's and now she is having poopie issues...

I think you should get some stool softeners too!

by Mr. Bigstuff - Northcoast NJ April 8, 2009

Colonel Angus

A comedy skit featured on the television show Saturday Night Live that gained notoriety due to its use of ribald word play. The skit, which aired live on February 22, 2003 in SNL's 28th season, featured the show's guest host Christopher Walken as the namesake Civil War hero Colonel Ennol Angus. Written by Tina Fey.

I myself never much cared for Colonel Angus. He rubs me the wrong way. Not sure why. Can't put my finger on it.

by Resedo August 6, 2009