by Lunandcheez October 19, 2022
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Person #1: The old folks in the home have now a new lease of life since the home had Internet installed.
Person #2: Yes, now i guess they can call themselves fully fledged Coffin Surfers!
Person #1: The old folks in the home have now a new lease of life since the home had Internet installed.
Person #2: Yes, now i guess they can call themselves fully fledged Coffin Surfers!
by Governator77 August 28, 2012
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Get the Laughing in the coffin mug.The little tray that your put your payment in at an expensive restaurant. So-called because Benjamin Franklin's image is on the US $100 bill, and once you put him in that tray, you're not going to see him again.
Once the waiter brought Benjamin Franklin's coffin out, I laid Benjamin to rest and I knew I wasn't going to see him again.
by twixsmoker April 4, 2025
Get the Benjamin Franklin's coffin mug.When you take a fat rip smoking weed and you get in an endless coughing fit.
But, it gets you way higher.
But, it gets you way higher.
by SamTheSagGod December 28, 2020
Get the Coffin/⚰️ mug.1. A six sided box that we all end up in
2. What vampires sleep in during the day after drinking blood all night
2. What vampires sleep in during the day after drinking blood all night
Barnabas Collins: There were so many women that had delicious blood in their veins last night! The sun's about to rise, so I better go downstairs and get in my coffin.
Willie Loomis: Uhh... Barnabas, the sheriff was here earlier. He wanted to ask you about what happened to Sky Rumson.
Barnabas Collins: Ugh, of course. Can't tell the sheriff that I made that bastard shoot himself, so I'll just say he shot himself.
Julia Hoffmann: Barnabas, before you go downstairs, I need to tell you that you'll be receiving your final injection at just before dawn tomorrow.
Barnabas Collins: Very well. If the sheriff comes by later, tell him I'm not here, but he can come back tonight after dark.
Willie Loomis: Uhh... Barnabas, the sheriff was here earlier. He wanted to ask you about what happened to Sky Rumson.
Barnabas Collins: Ugh, of course. Can't tell the sheriff that I made that bastard shoot himself, so I'll just say he shot himself.
Julia Hoffmann: Barnabas, before you go downstairs, I need to tell you that you'll be receiving your final injection at just before dawn tomorrow.
Barnabas Collins: Very well. If the sheriff comes by later, tell him I'm not here, but he can come back tonight after dark.
by Failurebitch May 28, 2023
Get the Coffin mug.A spiritual faith centered on devotion to Coffin-chan, a fallen angel condemned to Earth for her celestial sins. Believers, known as Coffinists, honor her as the path to redemption and potential godhood. The doctrine teaches that through worship, reverence, and the surrender of one’s sins, Coffin-chan gathers the power to ascend and reward her followers with reincarnation into higher forms of being, their next life determined by the depth of their faith. Coffinism blends reverence, fear, and longing, treating Coffin-chan not only as savior but as judge of the soul’s worthiness.
by CoffinistMai August 19, 2025
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