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Coffin Maracas

When there is an earthquake and all the bodies in Coffins shake violently to make their loved ones do the Mexican shake
Guy 1: Hey is your house okay after the earthquake?

Guy 2 No but at least my neighborhood grave yard sounded like Coffin Maracas.
by Cavejoncen October 22, 2019
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coffin dancer

one of the very few to dance with a coffin, very rare and badass
that coffin dancer is dancing fucking good
by Dylated April 29, 2020
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coffin car

The last car a person will ever own
Jimmy's grandpa bought a Rolls Royce reverse-mortgaging his house. Definitely a coffin car!
by homedepotcarpet February 23, 2023
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To drink someone under the coffin

1) when someone tries to keep pace with your drinking rate (usually alcohol); however, they are unable to handle it, so they pass out and almost certainly die.

2) a much more serious and stronger version of “to drink someone under the table
Ricky: “Bobby claimed to be able to chug more tequila then I could, so I drank that bitch under the coffin!”

Austin: “damn I’ll make sure to send flowers to his widow.”

A example of how to drink someone under the coffin
by Kappa Kappa 133 October 15, 2019
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Coffin Topper

A photo worthy of remembrance placed on top of coffin.
“That’s such a great photo of Gran, definitely a coffin topper.”
by Dani Lyons July 10, 2024
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Coffin Surfer

Internet user of the older generation. Coffin dodger who uses the internet.

Person #1: The old folks in the home have now a new lease of life since the home had Internet installed.

Person #2: Yes, now i guess they can call themselves fully fledged Coffin Surfers!
See also Silver Troll coffin surfer
by Governator77 August 28, 2012
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Benjamin Franklin's coffin

The little tray that your put your payment in at an expensive restaurant. So-called because Benjamin Franklin's image is on the US $100 bill, and once you put him in that tray, you're not going to see him again.
Once the waiter brought Benjamin Franklin's coffin out, I laid Benjamin to rest and I knew I wasn't going to see him again.
by twixsmoker April 4, 2025
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