when you are excited about getting a girl who you really like and a stupid dumbfuck fucks it up for you!
by Texas Tech guy who got cockblocked November 12, 2004
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John blocked the cockblocker so I could knock it with Cheryl. John ditched the cockblocked after eating all the candy bars that she had in her purse. I got laid and then broke up their friendship (for her own good) and now it's Saturday.
by Christopher Handsome March 28, 2003
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by INURA!!! April 13, 2009
Get the Cocksucker mug.To supply an answer that is accompanied by smartassness, failed sarcasm, big words that the user does not know, or total and complete cocksuckerness usually used by pricks, smug people, people who think they are too good for themselves, and of course cocksuckers. A cocksucker answer may include but is not limited to the use of (victim of circumstances, thats your problem, this isn't personal but...., also failed attempt at politically correctness.)
A perfect example of a CSA (cocksuckeranswer)
Question: How do you do no. four?
Answer: Considering you don't pay attention half the time with the rest of this class that would be your problem, so its nothing personal I'm just saying that I don't care to help you because your a victim of circumstances.
Question: How do you do no. four?
Answer: Considering you don't pay attention half the time with the rest of this class that would be your problem, so its nothing personal I'm just saying that I don't care to help you because your a victim of circumstances.
by DerFuhrer1234323 December 17, 2009
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cockblockers come in many different forms. Such as the one upper, the show off, the moneybags, the never ending bullshitter and the man with the stuff.
ex "dude! why you gotta bring up old shit. i was totally about to hit that. you're such a cockblocker"
ex "i was totally about to bone my girlfriend, and then Nathan showed up and she said there was no way"
cockblockers come in many different forms. Such as the one upper, the show off, the moneybags, the never ending bullshitter and the man with the stuff.
ex "dude! why you gotta bring up old shit. i was totally about to hit that. you're such a cockblocker"
ex "i was totally about to bone my girlfriend, and then Nathan showed up and she said there was no way"
by the DanL March 17, 2010
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Mat: No.
Jim: Well last night we had sex and all she wanted to do was suck my cock.
Mat: No.
Jim: Well last night we had sex and all she wanted to do was suck my cock.
by Gator3333 December 1, 2015
Get the Cocksucker mug.Matt says I must be a Dr of Cocksuckery because I'm so good at sucking cumgasms out of other cadets' dicks!
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