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cockblocker

when you are excited about getting a girl who you really like and a stupid dumbfuck fucks it up for you!
otis scrivner cockblocked me last night, so now i'm going to jack off on his face!
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cockblocker

The less attractive of the two. She'll ruin your approach, flow, and groove. She will stand in the way of you making your move. Insert your best friend to run interference for a couple of plays. Get some and then break up with the girl saying that you don't want to see her anymore because of her annoying friend. Problem becomes solution.
John blocked the cockblocker so I could knock it with Cheryl. John ditched the cockblocked after eating all the candy bars that she had in her purse. I got laid and then broke up their friendship (for her own good) and now it's Saturday.
by Christopher Handsome March 28, 2003
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Cocksucker

Usually meant to mean bad man, but it's a good woman. How'd people get that mixed up?
Wow, what a cocksucker!!!
by INURA!!! April 13, 2009
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Cocksuckeranswer

To supply an answer that is accompanied by smartassness, failed sarcasm, big words that the user does not know, or total and complete cocksuckerness usually used by pricks, smug people, people who think they are too good for themselves, and of course cocksuckers. A cocksucker answer may include but is not limited to the use of (victim of circumstances, thats your problem, this isn't personal but...., also failed attempt at politically correctness.)
A perfect example of a CSA (cocksuckeranswer)
Question: How do you do no. four?
Answer: Considering you don't pay attention half the time with the rest of this class that would be your problem, so its nothing personal I'm just saying that I don't care to help you because your a victim of circumstances.
by DerFuhrer1234323 December 17, 2009
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cockblocker

one who prevents one from engaging in pleasurable experiences with another person.
this scenario generally happens when the "cockblocker" is jealous because THEY aren't getting and if they can't have any then neither can you.

cockblockers come in many different forms. Such as the one upper, the show off, the moneybags, the never ending bullshitter and the man with the stuff.

ex "dude! why you gotta bring up old shit. i was totally about to hit that. you're such a cockblocker"

ex "i was totally about to bone my girlfriend, and then Nathan showed up and she said there was no way"
by the DanL March 17, 2010
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Cocksucker

One who likes to sucks cock alot.
Jim: Did you know that Sandy is a cocksucker?
Mat: No.
Jim: Well last night we had sex and all she wanted to do was suck my cock.
by Gator3333 December 1, 2015
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Dr of Cocksuckery

A Dr of Cocksuckery is a guy who is an expert at sucking cumgasms out of other guys' dicks.
Matt says I must be a Dr of Cocksuckery because I'm so good at sucking cumgasms out of other cadets' dicks!
by USAF Cadet January 9, 2021
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