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Maryland CockSucker

When you are engaging in oral sex with a woman (or a man *if you’re into that shit*) after you’ve applied raw crabmeat and old bay to the guys cock, as you’re sucking on him you’re also massaging his cock.
Did you guys hear Bobbie got himself a Maryland CockSucker last night!
by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023
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one eyed cocksucker

The one eyed Jack in a deck of cards is known also as a one eyed cocksucker
He played his hand of poker and had a pair of one eyed cocksuckers
by donno1980 December 2, 2016
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Thespian Cocksucker

A dramatic little bitch. They tend to overreact at the littlest of things, all for the sake of putting on a show.

Also tend to make a spectacle of gobbling man meat.
Jon: Hey, whats Will bitching about now?
Nick: He spilled water on his shirt.
Jon: So he's crying about it and putting on a "woe is me" piss party?
Nick: He's a little thespian cocksucker.
by Shenaniganz13 August 5, 2021
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Cocksucker shoes

I wear cocksucker shoes to protect my knees while I perform oral sex on a man
by Zack's mom March 17, 2024
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Fucking Cocksucking Shitballs

An exclamation made popular by Jeremy Scott of CinemaSins in his review of Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children. Typically used to express frustration or other discontentment.
"Fucking cocksucking shitballs! The fact that these skeletons were perfectly placed in the dining room is the ONLY way Enoch's ability can be used, and it's fucking bullshit!"
by Ace of Fours September 19, 2021
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Cocksucker

A very despicable, contemptible human being. Male or female.
Rafael is the biggest Cocksucker of all time.
by Walter burrows July 25, 2020
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Claimed cocksucker

A person who sucks their significant others cock and no one else's.
Awww, you're my claimed cocksucker.
by JayRock69 June 3, 2023
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