Clusterfuck of Shit Cunts 

Phrase: To be surrounded by a group of people who are all of the lowest quality and whom all deserve a seriously incurable rash of the cock and/or vag region. .

E.g. What happened to you at the pub the other night? Oh bro - I left real early as I found myself surrounded by a clusterfuck of Shit Cunts

Clusterfuck of Shit Cunts by Dsinna October 28, 2020

Clusterfuck Grading System 

A system for classsifying the amount of disarray in a clusterfuck.

level of clusterfuck= (amount of people mindfucked over time)^2

Highest

A+
A
B+
B
C+
C
D+
D
Lowest

Abbreviated G____CF
The blank denotes the "grade of the clusterfuck"

Clusterfuck Grading System
GACF= Grade A clusterfuck

When I couldn't get the Van Dorn stain out of my bed it was a GACF

A thousand 9 year olds on davis lawn was a GACF

Clusterfuck Grading System by UCo July 22, 2011

Clusterfuck Salad 

This salad is actually quite delicious. It is filled with lots of nuts and is topped with a white, creamy dressing. Hence the 'fuck' in clusterfuck.

"I'm feeling pretty randy tonight, honey. I think I'll order the clusterfuck salad."

Clusterfuck Salad by Section A December 17, 2013

Clusterfuck error 

"Clusterfuck error" is a term to use when a piece of technology is having serious errors or broken in some way

Harry: "Hey could you fix my laptop? it has some Clusterfuck errors"
IT guy: "I'm sorry, it has some what?"

Clusterfuck error by Ralseiboi September 28, 2020

Clusterfuck of Bullshit 

Bullshit, Bullshit, Bullshit, Bullshit

Michael: Dude, I just keep getting rejected left and right, this is a Clusterfuck of Bullshit!!

Chad: Damn man..

Clusterfuck of Bullshit by Saint Nick the 4th December 20, 2021

chivalry clusterfuck 

When so many people try to hold the door for each other that no one actually gets through the door.

A: Dude, how could you have been late for the exam?

B: Bro, it was a chivalry clusterfuck out there. I couldn't get in the building!

chivalry clusterfuck by Lil' Rae February 27, 2014

captain clusterfuck 

A person who is completely unable to do anything right or to make things work. If given any task he/she will fuck it up causing problems for everybody.

Mike: How will be in charge of the christmas office party this year?

Al: I will take the title of marster of the ceremony?
Mike: Al, the only title you can take is Captain Clusterfuck. You can not organize a trip to the bathroom, let alone a party. Everything given to you is doomed for failure.

captain clusterfuck by buck neckid ALM December 6, 2010