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Fob Clog

To accomplish a Fog Clog it require both skill, timing and an element of luck.
A fob clog is when both participants of the fobbing, release their fluids at the same time, and a 'clog' occurs in the recipients throat.

At this point its like a stalemate, however, unless extremely skilled, the recipient is likely to expel the fluids over the 'fobber'. If a skilled fobber is at work, they might be able to pull out and avoid the fluids.

However, be warned, a novice 'fobber' should not attempt a Fob Clog unless wearing old or unwanted clothes, as it is a very difficult and unique skill to acquire.
''It was crazy, I was Fobbing this drunk chick the other night and I totally Fob Clogged her up and I didn't know what to do, cause I usually Fob Win''
''So what did you do??''
''Well I sorta stayed there for a second or two, then pulled out and dived out of the way...!''
''Did you get covered??''
''No I got a little on my shoe, but avoided most of it..!!''
''Well played!! I've heard thats pretty hard!''
by FobMaster_2010 March 23, 2010
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You've seen one close

Insinuating that a man has had or been close to having a homosexual encounter, derogatory.

Usually referring to the male anatomy, or related encounters.

Not commonly understood the first time, timing, setting, and general audience increases effect. Such as a bar surrounded by semi-lucid people. Used similarly but not same as, that's what she said.
What do I think? I think you've seen one close there.
by The other Agent August 26, 2010
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gross n close

An seemingly unnattractive tinder match within a 10 mile radius.
"We got ourselves a gross N close!"
by Chinston Wurchill VI August 8, 2017
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White willow close

A gated community in Ashford, where many famous people live, such as Gordon Ramsey, Simon Cowell, Ali Larsen, Gross Gore and Coksal
A: Where were you last weekend
B: I hung out with celebreties in White Willow Close
by Joe_Sterling January 9, 2020
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Playing me too close

It’s a warning that someone is doing something that’s pissing you off and there will be consequences if they continue.
The store security guard kept watching me in the store when I was shopping so I told him, “fuck off, you’re playing me too close!”
by 15knicks March 13, 2022
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closed-minded

one who doesn't accept an idea, or person for one or more reasons
closed-minded person: Rock sucks because it doesn't sound as cool as rap.
open-minded person: Rock isn't something i care for.
by Animeman64 September 4, 2008
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twat clogger

"she needs a twat clogger for her period"
by the official spydaman May 29, 2008
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