cleveland steamer

To "lay down" a "track" in the "valley" on your partner while making "choo choo" noises.

I gave her a cleveland steamer and laid down a good track

by fobes June 16, 2004

Cleveland Steamer

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Cleveland Steamer Haiku:

Wake up sleepy head\
Rise and shine bright morning day\
Hey! who crapped on me?\

by MC Flunk October 17, 2008

Cleveland McDuck

The act of fleeing the scene of any Cleveland-related sex act, usually to avoid cleanup. Especially useful when paired with the Cleveland Hurricane}.

Mason gave Edith a Cleveland steamer, and then pulled a Cleveland McDuck out of there.

by Raackstar September 22, 2007

Cleveland Steamer

The sexual act of shitting on ones chest, during or after intercourse.

Dude I gave her a cleveland steamer last night.

by Joe Tennn November 6, 2006

cleveland steamer

The act of taking a shit on a girl's chest while she is sucking your dick. See also: Hot Carlisle, Pasadena Mudslide, California Hot Plate

I gave her a cleveland steamer last night. It got a little bit messy.

by MadHat December 17, 2004

cleveland steamer

The act of defecating on the chest of one's partner and then performing a rocking motion while sitting in the feces in an attempt to spread the feces out in a steam roller like fashion.

Glen performed a cleveland steamer on Brittany because she was a ho fo sho.

by fdkj May 14, 2008

cleveland blumpkin

when a male sits on anothers chest, and recieves oral sex while taking a shit

last night, my friend asked me if I wanted a cleveland blumpkin...I said 'why not'.

by B514 December 7, 2006