A disgusting pedophile and pervert that watches children every year. Not only does watch children, but he also has the largest child porn collection in the world. Santa Claus has been arrested and charged for the possession of child pornography. He has been sentenced to life imprisonment with no parole. And the bars in his jail cell will be strong, so there’s no way for him to get out.
by PrivateUsernameClear June 11, 2022
Get the Santa Clausmug. When you test positive for COVID-19, so you wait until nighttime and go house to house, sneezing into everyone's air conditioners. Despite the name, this is most effective in the summertime.
by lerogers7 December 9, 2020
Get the Chinese Santa Clausmug. An elderly and obese guy that delivers billions of presents to people around the world. How does he get the presents? Why, he forces millions of elves in green costumes with way too large hats to make the presents.
by idkwhatnametoputhere August 4, 2024
Get the Santa Clausmug. Unless he went back to the South pole, there's already been a Black Santa Claus before now, and it hasn't been remarkable news. Black Santa Claus was the Santa Claus that got shit done a few years ago, but with the Derek Chauvin versus George Floyd and similar incidents, Black Santa Claus might have said Fuck Christmas Nobody Acted Right last year (2020). By now Black Jesus and Black Santa Claus aren't new, 50 years ago their existence might have been shocking some people.
Black Santa Claus made it to TV a few years ago, but it seemed like people forgot about Christmas and any version of Santa Claus last year. Lotsf Cristians who celebrate Christmas are black, so t would only make sense that the one bringing them presents was Black Santa Claus. It would make more sense for Black Jesus to be the one to save their soul, not a guy that looks like the one that kneeled on their neck for almost 10 minutes. That guy looks more like the antichrist to them than Jesus.
by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021
Get the Black Santa Clausmug. Is 'Zat You, Santa Claus?
by Wendysfg May 7, 2023
Get the 'Zat You, Santa Claus?mug. The old man in red who breaks in, points to you, then your mum and your dad, then says "Hoe hoe hoe"
by da_savage_hacker January 4, 2020
Get the Santa Clausmug. 'Zat You, Santa Claus?
Sure is dark out, ain't the slightest spark out
'Pon my slackened jaw!
Who's there? Who is it stopping for a visit?
'Zat You, Santa Claus?
Sure is dark out, ain't the slightest spark out
'Pon my slackened jaw!
Who's there? Who is it stopping for a visit?
'Zat You, Santa Claus?
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
Get the 'Zat You, Santa Claus?mug.