giorgio's caress

the roommate who enters your bathroom while you secretly spank the pud and asks if you need a HAND

Matt, did you give Wes the giorgio's caress last night??

Matt, I sure did enjoy your giogio's caress for my afternoon delight.

Matt, I think you need to give John giorgio's caress.

by Wes the roommate April 24, 2006

Cieslak

A baby turtle or alligator, usually one that smells.

Wow that stinky cieslak bit me, good thing it's still a baby.

by Benjamin-Button August 11, 2009

Algerian caress

When I slap my wife really hard to show her how much I love her..

Algerian love slap slapping Algerian caress

by Djamb June 11, 2011

Caress

To gently rub or stroke someone's body in a loving manner

Craig : Wow don't you just love it when Kiersten spreads her legs!
Chad : Damn that Jake is one lucky guy he get's to Caress her pussy, legs & breast's!
Craig : Oh God Damn! I may have to Caress the old sasuage myself!
Chad : Yeah you can Caress mine too if you want!
Craig : Dude That's Sick!
Steve : Hey Chad would you like me to Caress you bologna?
Chad : That would be great cause I'm super hard & don't forget the balls!
Steve : Ahhh! Ahhh! Ohhh! Ohhh!

Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Mmmm! A cum facial!
Chad : Oh Steve let me Caress your face!
Steve : Oh Chad your cum is so amazing!
Craig : I think I'm gonna puke!

by SlopNChop May 8, 2018

Caress the canoe

A reference to male self stimulation exercises of pleasurable nature.

However, this is not like 'row your boat' where the action is directed towards another.

"I was wondering if you masterbated earlier today?"

"I was just thinking about it right about the time I sent those messages...But I didn't actually caress the canoe today."

by Puhbinka July 24, 2012

Caress my pp

Another way to say "caress my pet puppy"

Me: I reccomend not to caress my pp.
My GF: why not?
Me: she always bites me

by How do I exist? February 4, 2019

crescent girls' school

girls school with very nice and caring teachers, seniors also all vv nice but teachers always give class demerits for not closing classroom doors which could lead to detention. which is plucking grass in parade square. but overall very good school just don't break any school rules and u will have a fun time there

friend: what school are u in?
me: crescent girls' school
friend: wahhh so lucky

by enhyskiess February 17, 2022