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electric church

"Electric Church" was a belief held by Jimi Hendrix and his experience, as well as followers of psychedelic music that electric music (like The Jimi Hendrix Experience)brings out emotions, feelings and ideas in people, and encourages spiritual maturity. The influence the psychedelics have on one is truely amazing, I only wish more people appreciated this belief and genre. Jimi Hendrix considered "Electric Church" his religion, and based his third album "Electric Ladyland" on it.
When asked why he didn't name his then-new album "Electric Church" instead of "Electric Ladyland", Jimi said that some ladies were electric too. (then he laughed as if he were embarassed.)
by 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky September 30, 2006
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God Church

A word made by Jake Paul, commonly rhymed with "Merch"
It has no meaning, just "god church"
Example 1
"Oi, bro just dropped some new merch"
"Oh yea, how's it sellin' bro?"
"Like a god Church"
Example 2
"Have you bought any god churches recently?"
"Oh, nah mate"
by EnglandTheCity July 1, 2017
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Church of Falcon

The group of people who worship Captain Falcon. Beginning at the website Halolzin early 2009, followers of the Church of Falcon are urged to show their moves every day or they will not be accepted into heaven.

As Captain Falcon is God, Wolf O'Donnell is the devil. He attempts to stop people from doing that by saying "Can't let you do that!"

Prayers to the Falcon must end in "YES!"
Church of Falcon prayer:

Our Falcon, who art in Mute City, awesome be thy moves.
Thy meme has come, thy pose be done, on Earth as it is in Halolz.
Give us this day our Falcon Punch, and show us your moves
As we show our moves to those against us
Lead us not into Mudkipz, but deliver us from Star Wolf.
For thine is the coolness, and the lolz, and the glory.
Forever and ever,
YES!
by Leo058 August 28, 2009
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Church of Reality

In the Church of Reality we have one belief: if it is true, then we believe it.
by weirdgirl August 8, 2003
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church laughter

Uncontrollable laughter at an inappropriate time (e.g.: during church). Often, church laughter is subconsciously motivated by the taboo of laughing at the inappropriate time.
I watched "Rain Man" the other day and had the worst case of church laughter.
by My Fampus Itches February 3, 2012
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Swamp Church

A Butt hole surfing faction of rich kids and loners alike, who fonzanoon daily while accessorizing with camouflage bracelets.
I once saw a member of swamp church enter a ping pong ball launching tournament in ding dang, he won using only his anus.
by Quinn Barton February 8, 2010
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church nerd

A person who knows many things about the church they attend, different churches, the liturgical year, or any of mix of the previous things.
That girl is always reading her Bible or preparing or studying some type of religious lesson! She's such a church nerd!
by kagomeshuko December 24, 2005
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