CHUCK NORRIS 

COOLER THAN YOU!!
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.


Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.


Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost



Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.



Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.


When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris


Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.


When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.


Chuck Norris invented the apple.


Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.



P is for Chuck Norris, as is every other letter of the alphabet.

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CHUCK NORRIS by flabbergasted!! March 18, 2009

chuck norris 

Gods God. The only man that God fears.

Chuck Norris doesn't go to church to worship God, He goes so God can worship him.

chuck norris by Chuck Norris is God May 18, 2007

chuck norris 

The one man on earth other than god who manages to get his nuts jocked so much he has his own long list. My main proof for this statement is every other definition of chuck norris here.In my eyes everyone is probably soon to make a religion for him with his own bible.

"god said let there be light and chuck norris said say please."

chuck norris by Tek Jansen January 18, 2008

chuck norris 

All that is.

Why is god named god?
Cuz the name Chuck Norris was already taken.

If Chuck Norris has sex with you, he hs the penis and the vagina.

chuck norris by COBHC tiki October 9, 2008

Chuck Norris 

Nuff said...

Chuck Norris > God

Chuck Norris by AnybodyAndNobody October 17, 2008

chuck norris 

the princple of the high school jesus went to.

chuck norris:jesus....i know you can do whatever you want..but dont hurt yourself trying to master the roundhouse kick again.

chuck norris by uziburst April 6, 2009

Chuck Norris 

GOD

Random Person: "I bet Chuck Norris could kick yo azz."
Random Person 2: "I agree because I would kneel down and kiss his holy foot as it slams into my unworthy face, after which I would go home and show my family that I am not worthless because I had been touched by the Holy One."

Chuck Norris by Unworthy one of the same name November 25, 2010