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crunchiesmagruff

usually a male who must be extremely hairy and have an unusually tan left pinky
His ankles are the perfect shape and texture, looking as though they are lickable.
often fondled by young italian women on street corners
His ass must have the correct amount of junk, and he must walk with "the swagga"
while his package is usually compared to the state of texas, he has unusual habits such as biting peoples necks and only coming out at night(just like a vampy), that tend to scare off the ladies
therefore the only true mate for a chrunchiesmagruff would be a mermaid
mermaid-that crunchiesmagruff bit me last night and i liked it
by crunchies on yo April 28, 2009
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Number cruncher

Number Cruncher - A girl who's idea of maths is seeing how many inches she can "crunch into any hole"
Jenny's crunched the numbers and her new best for Anal was 10 inches - number cruncher
by Rim jobs February 15, 2015
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Cuchi cruncher

1. One who eats a women’s vaginal parts

2. Person who crunches cuchi
1. Damn girl, my girlfriend be such a cuchi cruncher but i like it.
2. I like to be a cuchi cruncher.
by Cg2345 July 26, 2018
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nerd cruncher

One who fights nerds and puts dem triks in der place
Hey, did you see Mc Mad Max the nerd cruncher crunch that nerd yesterday? That nerd had to be airlifted to the hospital.
by MC MAD MAX THE NERD CRUNCHER December 29, 2007
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Crunchie

A Sock worn the morning after being used as a wank mop the night before..
Bill I'm running so low on clothes, this morning I had to put a Crunchie on.
by hellomeginty January 23, 2009
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cookie cruncher

When a Person's foot comes into sharp contact with the female genitals.
"spread yer legs catriona! prepare to get a cookie cruncher mutha farmer!!!!"
by Hayleyisthesex July 13, 2006
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cruncher

Hypothetical device they have at the post office to mangle your mail with.
Man! They must have sent this through the cruncher like twice!
by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003
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