christier

A person who makes plans with friends and then backs out at the last minute and makes excuses, or just doesn't show up.

You are such a christier!
We made plans to go out but you christied me!
Don't christy me!

by ChipotleGirl October 30, 2007

Christie

Christie is very pretty and gorgeous. She's like the smartest person you'll ever meet, especially in math and is very clueless at sometimes. She is the coolest person you'll ever meet because she's just so funny and down to earth.

Robert: Omgosh , you just make me laugh soo muchhh!

Christie: Ahhhaa, goood to know :)
Robert: What's your name?

Christie: Guess..
Robert: Is it..Christie?
Christie: How'd you know??
Robert: Because your gorgeous, clueless, funny and smart
Christie: awhh <3

by cantaloupe1234567 June 29, 2011

Christie

An overwhelming feeling of fullness and satisfaction that follows the consumption of a meal that is obscene in scale, volume, and caloric value.

Every year after eating Thanksgiving dinner at Aunt Marie's I totally feel Christie. I must have had 10,000 calories the last time!

by Jewdas666 November 22, 2017

Dirty Christine

The act of fucking everyone in town, cheating on your husband and then getting pregnant by someone else.

Divorced twice by 30.

She did a dirty christine.

by J1634 August 20, 2019

Christine

The sweetest and cutest girl in the whole school. If you get a Christine your the luckiest person alive. she has just one down side, she has a crippling Juul addiction.

That’s Christine, she’s so cute!

by The chips no one likes. May 20, 2019

Christine

Hatefull creature who has nothing going on in her life so she mingles with other people's lifes

Ermagerd that bitch has nothing going on she just judges other people

She is such a christine!

by Urbanboyoo June 14, 2016

Christine

•also interpreted as crostini and BREAD
• has the laugh that makes you laugh( not because of the joke, because of how funny the laugh is)
•slightly addicted to juul
•can make a weird noise with her mouth 😬
•BRANCH ARMS

“Is that a branch?”

“ Nope, it’s just Christine.”

by yay-lyn May 22, 2019