Chode

Long ass dick

We have chodes

by Hdhdudndjdb May 12, 2016

Chode

A short and fat penis.

Hey Demietra told me that Gordon Has a Chode!

by Mike Masse June 11, 2006

Chode

Something that Walton on Cdnis got(A Dick that is fricken wider than it is long)

it would be too disturbing to look at my chode..

by The ? Guy May 22, 2007

Chode

a penis so fat that the width is greater than the length

"Damn, that Dan flashed us his nasty chode"

"You chode licker!"

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

Chode

A schlong that has more girth than length

A chode is nothing to brag about

by Chris123 December 28, 2005

Chode

A fat homo looking like a small fat wide dick, or Aj Stewart just being a fukin chode.

AJ STEWART!
Fat gross people looking like a whale or just a chode.

by Vinny Vince Vincent March 23, 2008

Chode

According to Chambers dictionary:

1: past tense of the verb: to chide
2: A person who 'chides' - and a quarrelsome person (i.e. all yopu lot that are arguing about whether its the skin between your anus and balls or whether its a cock thats wider than it is long)
Anyway sounds good as an insult.

Quit arguing chodes

by Jeff May 18, 2003