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To be paralytic drunk to the point you temporarily have Tourette’s
Hey look aqil is starting on a tree, he’s chester lestered
by Chesterlester November 9, 2019
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Chesterfield Rugby

“Yo can I come over? We could play a little chesterfield rugby;)”
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Chesterville, Ontario

A small village in Ontario halfway between Kemptville & Cornwall
Population Approx 1,500
Home to largest party in Ontario on Farmer John's cornfields (BYOD Bring your own dope)

A once prosperous village that was home to many businesses and employment, that has since declined after 2006 with Nestle Canada pulling out.
The locals still talk about it to this day like it left only yesterday, the local annual fair has even gone down hill now consisting of face painting with dollar store markers, whoopie cushion competition & a demolition derby with stolen shopping carts from Mike Dean's.

The once amazing nightlife has now become smashing beer bottles over meth head's at McCloskey's Hotel, ordering from Papa Gus Take Out to curb munchies & peeing into the water front at 2am.

Legend has it that the actor from the movie "Brave Heart" once stopped into the village and made love to one of the waitresses in the bathroom of Louis's Restaurant.

There has been talks of lately that medical Marijuana will be grown in the village, but the people in charge were gonna start but then they got high.
Did ya hear that someone is gonna grow dope in the ol' Nestles? Oh get the hell outta hear you old Chesterville, Ontario fart
I heard the Lethal Weapon guy came and screwed your wife in Chesterville, Ontario
by George Beverly Shea April 15, 2020
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Chestburster Day

On April 23rd, all adults no matter what gender, how big their boobs are. Must be facehugged and pregnant with a chestburster.

This parody holiday was inspired by Alien Day, that is an annual promotional event dedicated to the Alien franchise, held on April 26.
"Hey It's Chestburster Day!"

"Got your alien egg for Chestburster Day?"
by Xenolover101 April 13, 2021
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Chester Copperpot

After pooing you close the lid of the toilet before checking that the flush has taken the poo away. Hours later the next person to use the toilet finds the remains of your poo in the toilet cave
Man I just used your toilet and I found Chester Copperpot
by LL T 82 December 15, 2021
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Chester the Cheeto Puff

That one guy from that one video that explains the whole fnaf lore
by me the 2.0 February 6, 2022
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ChesterLoveOwenWilliams

ChesterLoveOwenWilliams is chester
by chesterloveharley March 18, 2022
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