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Chaos crush

A chaos crush is somebody who makes you question your sexuality but doesn't turn you.
Girl 1: hey did you see that girl, she's making me question my sexuality.
Girl 2: oh, are you attracted to women?
Girl 1: nah, she's just my chaos crush
by It.b.me February 5, 2022
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shit chaos

Totally out of control, primal, yet satisfying.

When you sit on the toilet , but then, to your surprise, a violent gas and fecal episode ensues ejecting gas and fecal matter in a totally unforeseen and uncontrolled manner causing surprise and awe that that could really be happening to you. Or, could be a similar event when you are not on the toilet.
"Man, that was shit chaos".
"Yea, can't believe it. Freaking awesome."
by rbrtzz November 17, 2009
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misty chaos

Creative and original Wattpad fanfiction writer and aspiring artist, usually for the "BBS," and makes all the fangirls crazy.
"Misty Chaos' new book gave me a nose bleed."
by I'mNotAppleJuice September 22, 2017
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chaos erection

When an audience prefers to read, hear or watch devastating news developments; while simultaneously shitting on the media for not paying more attention to happier topics and over-dramatizing the darker side of humanity.
Donald Trump says multiple news outlets are failing; but America's collective chaos erection says otherwise.
by Oybekiyet February 10, 2017
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Chao Garden

a place where you raise these cute little footballs called chao. you can make it live in the holy realm of tymora (hero garden) or the kfc on kennedy and queen (dark garden)
Bro: I spend more time in the chao garden than the actual game
Bro 2: same bro
by UrbanizedMotena September 10, 2022
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Sky chao

An idiot nerd who hangs around with other fat people.
Sky Chao used my toilet now its ruined!
by Dickfluids May 14, 2019
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Chaos Particle

A Chaos Particle is a particle that causes chaos, it can also cause: confusion, misery, anger, and/or death (although death is very rare.), Chaos Particles themselves are invisible to the naked eye, but can be seen. Chaos Particles are very rare. No one knows Who Discovered Chaos Particles, or if they are natural or not. Chaos Particles can range from very small (3 grams) to very big (70 kg), They can also take the form of living creatures, Chaos Particles can also: cause cancer, cure cancer, control living things, create black holes, and self destruct with a force of about 4 megajoules. Finally, Chaos Particles die in about 94741 days (time may vary).
I Just Encountered a Chaos Particle, It just blew up.
That there Chaos Particle is dangerous, stay away.
My friend says Chaos Particles aren't as bad as people make them out to be, I don't think they have ever seen one in person.
by Chaos Round August 22, 2018
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