Chaos crush

A chaos crush is somebody who makes you question your sexuality but doesn't turn you.

Girl 1: hey did you see that girl, she's making me question my sexuality.
Girl 2: oh, are you attracted to women?
Girl 1: nah, she's just my chaos crush

by It.b.me February 5, 2022

chaos kitty

The most tsundere person ever

I think chaos kitty actually likes me

by TwistedGamerGuy October 4, 2015

Chaos Boner

Noun
Sexual arousal broth on by the though of chaos

“Have you seen what's going on at Echo Park?”
“I saw it on the news and got a chaos boner.”

by Ken Hammered March 26, 2021

Chao the Predator

Chao is a person who likes lolis and kids and he will attack them any time he see them. He also is a Sex Offender

Whoa! Look Chao the Predator Is here!

by Big pp Anilo June 1, 2020

shit chaos

Totally out of control, primal, yet satisfying.

When you sit on the toilet , but then, to your surprise, a violent gas and fecal episode ensues ejecting gas and fecal matter in a totally unforeseen and uncontrolled manner causing surprise and awe that that could really be happening to you. Or, could be a similar event when you are not on the toilet.

"Man, that was shit chaos".
"Yea, can't believe it. Freaking awesome."

by rbrtzz November 17, 2009

Wand of Chaos

A penis.

David rammed his wand of chaos deep into the anus of his half-sister, causing his willing victim to flail under its might.

by Titty Bar Barry October 17, 2010

Chaos Junkie

Also called Chaos Addiction is a psychological term that describes living in a constant state of chaos, turmoil, tension, or drama. People who are addicted to chaos may find comfort and familiarity in disorderly or chaotic situations.

I swear my girlfriend is a chaos junkie everytime things seem to be looking good something always happens it’s like clockwork. The only time she seems like she’s happy is when her life is in turmoil

by Bad Phish Too October 31, 2023