camera whore

someone who is in every picture, who desperately needs to be in every picture, or just happens to be in every picture.

OMFG! Why is that person in every freaking page of the yearbook?!?! OMG!! That person is in every single one of my pictures too!! WHY?!??!

camera whore: dammit! let me in the picture!
dude: what? no!
camera whore: PlEASE!! I NEED TO!!

camera whore: They're taking a picture! Gotta be in it because I look so awesome!

by pocky July 2, 2005

jib camera

Long rod with camera mounted on it. Offten used by MTV, Orcars, Etc. to get awesome looking camera shots.

The sick jib shots 04' SuperBowl added A lot to the entire performance show.

by ` Kroeger April 2, 2004

CameraTime

What one is taking while others wait for their decision at the poker table. Usually rude and excessive...

What's the holdup? Oh right, that assclown is taking cameratime again....

by Sticky Fingers Gleason Sweetness April 19, 2007

camera fat

The extra five pounds that the camera adds to photographs.

Robin picks up Brittany's graduation picture and says "Wow! You look like you were a little chunkier back then. When did you lose weight?"

"I think it was my outfit and uh well, you know - camera fat."

by bingo lingo December 15, 2009

cameragasm

cameragasm is when you just got your hands-on the camera of your dreams.

Dude!... i think i just had a cameragasm just this minute...I need a smoke!

by firefly400 December 5, 2010

Camera arm

When you post a picture of yourself to any social networking website in which you can clearly see the persons arm or arms in the photo, usually blocking her boobs.

Shirlie's selfie was so hot, but her camera arm got in the way so there is no way that I will be able to masturbate to it tonight.

by Weed Morton October 18, 2012

Camera Genie

A Camera Genie, is a female who takes pictures and selfies at those "magic" angles and applies certain effects or really shitty photoshop to presto change-o into a hot chick, but is really a duck billed platypus looking ho upon encountering in person.

Luke: "Yo so I met that chick that hit us all up on facebook finally, she actually showed up."
Chad: "Word?! She looked fine as hell."
Luke: "Yeah man, total camera genie. it was horrible."
Chad: "Damn, I had a feeling... those pics were all smoke and mirrors."

by I Am Big White November 10, 2013