Controller Drift

When Your Fucking Controller Won't Sort It's Self Out It For Some Reason And Has A Pair Of Joy Sticks Who Can't Move In A Straight Line

I Have Fucking Controller Drift.

by Yarmster December 15, 2023

Controlling

I'm not going to do it even if I'm being pushed. And because I AM... If the pushing doesn't stop an I am not treated at the level of the individual (which includes getting the credit I deserve) I'm just going to murder a random kid and kill myself. It isn't all that complicated. I'm going to control what happens to one of your kids. It IS going to happen.

Hym "Wrong. No, the controlling is the result of the cognitive dissonance that stems from the misalignment between the abstract representation of of 'Child' or 'A good child' and the behavior of the actual person. That's your inability to accept your child for what they are and your desire to be the author of the story you tell about your child. But that literally isn't going to matter for one of your children. They are going to be a tertiary character in the story of how YouTube tried to rally against someone who threatened your kids and went on to create AI and either got the credit any due compensation for his contribution OR murder a child and killed himself. Keep that same attitude after I get the credit."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2025

Controlled substance

Non playing characters

There goes another npc on controlled substances hopefully he or she has a job.

by prosvsjoesamronstbrown April 1, 2025

Controlled Study Bias

The inherent distortion that occurs when the artificial, sanitized environment of a controlled laboratory setting becomes the only valid source of knowledge. This bias privileges data gathered in unnatural conditions over real-world observation, assuming that controlling variables reveals "pure" truth, even if it strips away the essential context that makes a phenomenon meaningful.

Example: Dismissing decades of ethnographic research on community resilience because "it wasn't a controlled study." The controlled study bias assumes that only knowledge produced in a lab-like setting—removed from the messiness of actual human life—counts as rigorous, rendering most real-world understanding "anecdotal."

by Dumu The Void February 9, 2026

Controllerengolitis

Means If your controller gets stick drift.
Example of controllers are Xbox PlayStation And switch

Rip my aim I have controllerengolitis

by Zk_Big July 13, 2025

Controlled Double Bust(CDB)

When your nutting and you pinch off one nut, then a moment or two later you bust the other nut. Kind of like kinking the garden hose for a sec(if you had two). Good for multiple C shots.

YO CHAT! I just CDB'd Tammy from accounting last night! Took me weeks to perfect the Controlled Double Bust(CDB)!

by Arnold Brownsviger2 July 31, 2025

Controlling other men

What you really care about.

Hym "That's it. Controlling other men or (if you're on a the liberal end) position putting women in a position to control other men. The controlled want nothing more than for other men to be controlled with them. Their worldview is entirely antithetical to freedom. And it's an incest cult."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2025