The amount of carbon footprint created by masturbating to pornography with a story line based in gasoline related transportation.
Dillion: So, I was jerking off to this hot chick on Slam Van #mobilestabbincabin and it got real weird.
Everyone else involved: (scoff) Your carbon dickprint is causing the extinction of the warted toad licker of South America!
Everyone else involved: (scoff) Your carbon dickprint is causing the extinction of the warted toad licker of South America!
by Deanzie bopper March 18, 2018
A person who frequently or impulsively travels long distances, often by carbon-emitting transportation (planes, cars, etc.), to pursue their hobby or passion, such as cycling, running, or creating travel content. While their adventures are often enviable and inspiring, their carbon footprint is notably high, leading to a mix of admiration and environmental guilt
"Dude, did you see Juliet's latest video? She flew to Girona just to hit some gravel tracks. Total Carbon Whore, but man, those views were epic."
"Ben's a total Carbon Whore—he’s always jetting off to some new country to run marathons and post about it. His Instagram is fire, but his carbon footprint is probably melting the polar ice caps."
"Ben's a total Carbon Whore—he’s always jetting off to some new country to run marathons and post about it. His Instagram is fire, but his carbon footprint is probably melting the polar ice caps."
by Eco Beako February 08, 2025
"I hope you had a good shit cause we still have a while to go on this road trip."
"Um. Well, it was kinda frustrating cause I guess I didn't have to go that toilet"
"Son of a bitch!"
"Hey, it's not my fault I was only able to carbonate that toilet! I really thought I had to do go!"
"Um. Well, it was kinda frustrating cause I guess I didn't have to go that toilet"
"Son of a bitch!"
"Hey, it's not my fault I was only able to carbonate that toilet! I really thought I had to do go!"
by Onehitwonder? November 29, 2017
The act of placing a straw into one’s ass and farting into a cup of soda and giving the newly carbonated beverage with the straw to an unsuspecting victim.
by Chex929 June 22, 2018
When the periodic table symbols are used, this spells out autistic, originated on TikTok and is used among friends.
by abeil June 12, 2024
"Wow, James just broke the scale on carbon tanprint by travelling from Iceland to Australia to get a tan"
by Heimir Han July 20, 2017
Deposits of lipids and lipoprotiens directly above the abdominal muscles that evidence overconsumption of organic compounds and the petrochemicals needed to make those compounds available for human consumption.
"How 'bout that fraud Michael Moore? Always calling everyone gas hogs and fast food junkies. Have you seen the carbon bellyprint on his ass?."
by cattnipp August 31, 2008