Land Cannons

The biggest of the breasts.

"Wow, That chick has some huge land cannons!"

by Blaze Fenix November 9, 2011

cannon hand

When someone "cannons" their fist into a womans genitalia with little or no warning.

"I cannon hand Ericka so hard she screamed bloody murder. "

by Fkiz February 3, 2018

Bastard Cannon

In an online multiplayer video game when someone uses a rocket launcher or rifle mounted grenade launcher. Generally any weapon with a large kill radius and a low required skill. Fired at random.
Similar to a "noob-tube" but fired at random areas in the hope of easy kills rather than at players.

Argh, I ran out and got killed by the bastard cannon!

by Otarion October 21, 2008

Fire the Cannon

A term for taking a massive dump, often accompanied by a loud, “explosive” release of gas

I’ll be back in a bit; had taco bell last night and I’ve gotta fire the cannon.

by Thewordmancometh March 11, 2010

Admin Cannon

1. A super powered weapon used in the Half-Life 2 modification Garry's Mod multilayer. Normally restricted to admin or super admins in the ASSmod menu.

Random guy: Fucking admin abuse, look at him, using the admin cannon. He killed me four times now!

Admin: Well I wouldn't have to use the admin cannon if you would stop fucking spawn killing! You goddamn bastardslapping hypocrite!

by Zim1450 April 18, 2009

nigga cannon

The best Black&White 2 Pokemon Team

Bro, nigga cannon is undefeated in BW2!!

by Nibba98 December 29, 2020

n00bie cannon

Also known as n00b cannon, A fall back weapon used to get at least one kill in a gaming session. No sniper skills.

<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<nOOb (Automatic shotgun) expert_sniperGuy>

nOOb (with n00bie cannon): "Oh YAH, I owned you sniper guy! Your dumb, I totally camped so I can kill you"

<n00b was disconnected from the game by the admin>

by Josh Ruth September 18, 2008