Fire the Cannon

A term for taking a massive dump, often accompanied by a loud, “explosive” release of gas

I’ll be back in a bit; had taco bell last night and I’ve gotta fire the cannon.

by Thewordmancometh March 11, 2010

Bastard Cannon

In an online multiplayer video game when someone uses a rocket launcher or rifle mounted grenade launcher. Generally any weapon with a large kill radius and a low required skill. Fired at random.
Similar to a "noob-tube" but fired at random areas in the hope of easy kills rather than at players.

Argh, I ran out and got killed by the bastard cannon!

by Otarion October 21, 2008

n00bie cannon

Also known as n00b cannon, A fall back weapon used to get at least one kill in a gaming session. No sniper skills.

<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<nOOb (Automatic shotgun) expert_sniperGuy>

nOOb (with n00bie cannon): "Oh YAH, I owned you sniper guy! Your dumb, I totally camped so I can kill you"

<n00b was disconnected from the game by the admin>

by Josh Ruth September 18, 2008

Rope Cannon

A grappling hook used by Boy Scouts to launch rope over tall limbs in trees to hoist their bear bags at night.

Scout 1:I can't seem to get this rope over that branch up there. If only I had a rope cannon.
Scout 2: Grappling Hook?

by BuckBuckBuckBuck May 11, 2010

Coon cannon

A common nickname for a gun used on slaves. Slave owners used to threaten the negros

With their coon cannons.

Hey! If you don't get back to picking that cotton I'm gonna shoot you with my coon cannon!

by Coon cannon specialist April 26, 2017

nigga cannon

The best Black&White 2 Pokemon Team

Bro, nigga cannon is undefeated in BW2!!

by Nibba98 December 29, 2020

Land Cannons

The biggest of the breasts.

"Wow, That chick has some huge land cannons!"

by Blaze Fenix November 9, 2011